Afraid?
 

An Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner
For a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man
Behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and
A concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..
Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
And the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the
Driver's' face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,
"Not a f?cking thing!"

As well he shouldnt be!

Good one!

I guess technically he was not "carrying" the Claymores strapped around the vehicle.

"I'm scared of my own shadow, otherwise i wouldn't be hiding behind all these guns."

Good answer...

Now that's funny.

It is funny, ironically so, as it illustrates the author's fundamental lack of understanding of the subject matter.

And hereeeeee we go.

Nominated for dumbest post of the year.