Lawnmower for sale

[dhoward]

Bealeton, Va. area. I don't know how to start it, but need to sell for more saggy pants.

[nostatic]

Will you trade for a lightly used big screen tv and a case of PBR?

[craigster59]

Trade you a rusted, cheap, $55 Wal-Mart bike for it!

[vash]

lawnmower? hmmm. maybe.

but what i really need are a newer shovel, spade, hoe and a rake? know of any?

[dhoward]

Saw some just recently...
Couldn't make those work either.

[vash]

what's up with the camel flea infestation?

[craigster59]

I still have a 10' mitre saw I'd trade, bring your own trailer...

[scottmandue]

Will you trade for plaid boxers?

[nostatic]

ok, I'll buy it but I'll give you an extra $100 to pimp-slap of some arse who dinged my new MB-S this morning when I stopped for coffee.

[Jim Richards]

Anyone know where I can get a horse feed sack? I hear they're all the rage in Oz.

[scottmandue]

Hey I got this cool glass pipe at the gas station but tobacco tastes horrible out of it.

Wanna swap?

[Gretch]

I will trade ya a stihl multi tool for it!

[BeyGon]

I can trade some nice parts from a Porsche I picked up in New Mexico recently.

[widebody911]

Originally Posted by craigster59

Trade you a rusted, cheap, $55 Wal-Mart bike for it!

Only if you re-install the seat.

[scottmandue]

Can you meet me in Sacramento?

[sammyg2]

Originally Posted by widebody911

Only if you re-install the seat.

Soda pop through the nose!
Well played.

[Normy]

-The BEST lawnmower EVER built was a Sears Craftsman from around 1996. It had a Tecumseh engine with a float carburator; You pressed the primer bulb three times and it RAN. This lawmower was so reliable that it made me nervous; This engine has a magneto. So do light aircraft engines. You turn off the key on light aircraft to PROVE that the magneto will be grounded. This lawnmower has no such guarantee. Despite the blade-brake, this engine could potentially start on its own in my shed, and then run to the point where it overheated. It could catch the shed on fire, and possibly even the house! Aircraft engines are shut down by cutting off the fuel for this exact reason! Several light airplanes have started up on their own, managed to work their way out of their tie-downs, and actually taken off and crashed due to their MAGNETO ignitions! Several people have been injured when a magneto-equipped airplane has spontaneously started, and the propellor has chopped off their limbs!

This Craftsman was so easy to start that I used to keep the plug wire removed from the plug! Half the time I didn't even need to push the primer bulb. I have a Troy-Built 4 stroke weed whip that I do the same thing to.

N!

[cgarr]

I'm gunna tell!

[bell]

Originally Posted by Normy

-The BEST lawnmower EVER built was a Sears Craftsman from around 1996. It had a Tecumseh engine with a float carburator; You pressed the primer bulb three times and it RAN. This lawmower was so reliable that it made me nervous; This engine has a magneto. So do light aircraft engines. You turn off the key on light aircraft to PROVE that the magneto will be grounded. This lawnmower has no such guarantee. Despite the blade-brake, this engine could potentially start on its own in my shed, and then run to the point where it overheated. It could catch the shed on fire, and possibly even the house! Aircraft engines are shut down by cutting off the fuel for this exact reason! Several light airplanes have started up on their own, managed to work their way out of their tie-downs, and actually taken off and crashed due to their MAGNETO ignitions! Several people have been injured when a magneto-equipped airplane has spontaneously started, and the propellor has chopped off their limbs!

This Craftsman was so easy to start that I used to keep the plug wire removed from the plug! Half the time I didn't even need to push the primer bulb. I have a Troy-Built 4 stroke weed whip that I do the same thing to.

N!

how the heck are you gonna come into this thread with something way outa wack? he needz pants yo LOL

[HardDrive]

Best. Thread. Ever. LOL!