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Letting Go of Your Envy for Casey Anthony
by Ann Thrope
Women everywhere are shocked at the verdict: not guilty. Casey did what so many of us have wanted to do…night after sleepless night… watching a crying infant… pondering over life gone lost. The laws against infanticide, however, have prevented us from carrying out our deepest fantasies, and as a result, imprisoned us in our matriarchal roles. So when one ***** makes it through, it hurts, it really does. It’s like seeing a balloon fly away, and though the string is within your reach, Uncle Sam is stopping you from drowning your two-year-old baby. Although it may hurt some women that Casey is going free, the Ladies’ Monthly is here again to help heal with these tips on letting go of your post-trial jealousy.

Laughing at her tears may also help you in overcoming your jealousy. Cry, *****, cry!
1. Look Forward

In a few weeks, Casey will just be one more name on the list of women who lucked out. Sure, she’ll be living it up, enjoying her personal and legal freedom. What you can do is think about what will happen to her as the years pass, and the active life of alcoholism and gluttony moves on. Slowly, she will age and wither, her smooth face will wrinkle, her murderer’s hands will grow cracked and her bones will become brittle. And eventually, she will die. Then, it’s God’s turn. He will pull out her toenails, fork her tongue, pluck out her eyes, and then send her down to hell for the Devil to deal with her. That’ll show her!

2. Live and Learn

Now that Casey has succeeded in breaking the “glass ceiling” in a way Hilary Clinton never publicly could, women everywhere have the perfect template for their own journeys of growth, self-discovery, and child murder. Before you know it, you’ll have your weekdays off and a brand new book deal of your own. By letting go of your jealousy for Casey, you can learn from her. Real women don’t fuss over the personal affairs of others, real women do what it takes to get the job done.

3. Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery

When you decide how to kill your own children, it might help you in your letting go process to throw a bone Casey’s way. Buy heart-shaped stickers for your duct tape, or bribe a meter reader with money or sex to hide the body and lie to police. By emulating Casey, you can have some insight into her position, empathize with her, and help yourself to move beyond your petty jealousy. Well, that and the fact that those brats won’t need picked up from school five days a week. In any case, imitating the Caylee Anthony murder will help you to look past your superficial differences with Casey and learn from your deepest similarities.

I agree with the first comment...pretty sick article.

Probably in Ohio where her attorney has a place.....rumor has it she will get plastic surgery and split to Central America.....prolly Costa Rico where he also has a place....

But, hey I could be wrong.

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Originally Posted by mossguy (Post 6142454)

It will if it doesn't sell!

Every piece of trash sells to someone. And by the 1000's.

I bet there are a lot of places she could go and live in this country and no one would recognize her.

Thing is, these kind of people are hopeless attention whores and cannot shut their mouths and quietly move on........

Won't be but a few weeks max before she is surrounded by media parasites again.

my "late breaking/live/investigative" news of the vierd, aeropuerto(airport) sources say her plane landed in PRESCOTT,ARIZONA!

now howz bout dat poo!

Can't even imagine where she'd be.

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Originally Posted by milt (Post 6143320)

Every piece of trash sells to someone. And by the 1000's.

Hence why housewives around the country are tuned to obnoxious commentators like Nancy Grace, who shows the same "breaking news" clip of "tot mom" climbing into an SUV and driving off. One of the other obnoxious b**ches is even offering a reward for the whereabouts of Anthony. GET OVER IT PEOPLE! This is exactly why the child killing mom will eventually hit gold, lots of people have no life and are watching hers closely.

Personally, I'm waiting for the "If I Did It" book........

She's got her blue dress, a little mask made of duct tape, and she's going to debut her pro wrestling career as "The Duct Tape Napstress".