Can you read this Japanese text?
 

And translate the exciting message for me?



http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1311799036.jpg



This was stuck to the end of a BIG box that was shipped to us. We just stuck it against the wall and I have always wondered what is says.

I suspect it is something like inspected by number 9. ;)

Don't get married, don't have kids.

That is for the thread about quick tips. ;)

This end up

No

Godzilla spores inside. Open with extreme caution."


You did, didn't you??!!

Yep, we paid a lot for what was inside the box.

That can't be it. The sign was stuck to the end of the box and the box was 7 feet wide and strapped to a big wood pallet.

Manufactured in Fukushima.

Radioactive.

All your base are belong to us!

Property of Pandora

Made with US supplied metal.

Shipped in US supplied wood.

There should be another one somewhere that says "Dumb Americans".

"she love you long time"

followed by:

"warning do not over-inflate doll"

"do not hang on wall and stare at this"

i asked and was told it means "taisaku sumi hin", countermeasures-complete-object, or possibly "compliant product". or "replacement product"

"Beef with Brocolli"

that's Chinese, not Japanese.

Well, it's a little known fact that Japanese characters are based on imagery. Putting these images together results in a well-formed idea.

The first image is a guy vomiting into a full length urinal.
The second image is of a face, with angry eyes and a mustache.
The third image is of a woman running away from something.
The fourth image is the path a drunk driver takes going anywhere.
The fifth image is of three little houses.

Put together, this statement is clearly about your night out at the bar. Apparently whomever shipped you that box knows that you got sick, made the bar owner angry, scared off the women, and then drove home to your neighborhood.