Uh, no. But the question was asked of what to take, made no mention of actually owning the item or person.. :) No anal probes for me, thank you.

:D:D:D

Just messin' with ya.

I'd take a watch, a leatherman multitool, a lighter, a flashlight, toothbrush, stuff like that. You know, your basic survival, utility stuff.
And condoms, those space chicks may be hot and I don't want to end up with alien Hep C...

A camera, my laptop and VLD WiFi so I can post images on Pelican. :D

Best,
Grady

*VLD = Very Long Distance

'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy' as a reference book.

I would take a cat. Cats are good for so many things. You can swing them, bounce them, skin them etc..
They can get your tongue, live nine lives, drag stuff in, eat canaries - all kinds of stuff. A cat would be versatile tool to have, especially if aliens happen to taste like mice.

Duh, a towel and a pair of peril-sensitive sunglasses.

A sacrificial pawn: One of those folks on the Starship Enterprise that you've never seen before until they beam down to the planet with Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. You always knew who was going to die.

Sense when does the captain ever leave the ship to go on explorations? With all that technology they could send down droids and buzz back 3D images...but then I guess Kirk wouldn't get his tounge wet with alien lip huh?

P Workshop Manuals so they can build me a ride

Montana Wildhack

I'd probably tell them I'm Muslim and that if I'm going to heaven, I'd need them to pick up 72 virgins for me...

"Mars Attacks" DVD and T-shirt.

Toilet Paper

Chips and Salsa so maybe I can win over their friendship.

Mila Kunis for company,
Kate Beckensale for company, in case Mila bored me,
a case of DrPepper,
My wonderful 9mm,
Obama...to eat in case their food sucked.

+1

And it would double the average IQ.

I would take......
 

a copy of "Stranger in a Strange Land" by Robert Heinlein and my Colt Detective Special with a few extra rounds. Might wind up with my own starship! Once to the home planet, I would cut a deal to sell them all of the liberals on planet earth. That way, they could eat well and earth would be a much better place to live!

ka ka kaw

It's a Cook Book! A Cook Book!!!

you sure about the "eating well" part?:confused: