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stomachmonkey 09-21-2011 06:42 PM

What to do about...
 
a guy in the office who keeps pissing on the floor?

Last month we moved a guy from our VA office out here.

For about the last month the cleaning crew has been using straight bleach in the bathroom.

It wafts into my office and has been getting to me.

I see the cleaning woman yesterday and ask her to use something else because the bleach is making me sick.

She says someone has been pissing on the floor in front of the urinal and it's the only way she can keep it from staining the tile.

So I put up a sign this morning, the Uncle Sam pointing image and text, STOP pissing on the floor.

Most of the day no problem. Around 4 I go into the bathroom and dammit someone pissed on the floor. I recall the new guy passed my office on the way to the bathroom a few minutes earlier.

Cleaning lady comes by and we discuss it, she's happy I put up the sign but flabbergasted that someone still missed. She goes in and cleans it, I breath bleach for the next hour.

I see the guy we moved pass by my office and hear him go into the bathroom. I wait for him to come out then high tail it in there and dammit he missed and pissed on the floor.

He is a really large guy and I suspect he simply can't see what he's doing, kinda like pregnant women who can't see their feet.

Think tomorrow I'm sending a company wide email to the guys about the situation.

Rant off.

M.D. Holloway 09-21-2011 06:44 PM

Sounds like he's marking his territory.

Gogar 09-21-2011 06:46 PM

Go straight to him privately and tell him you're tired of stepping in his pee. Direct shame works a lot better than generalized shame.

Racerbvd 09-21-2011 06:49 PM

Leave the guy alone, it must really suck to have such a tiny Pee-Pee that he can't hit the John.....

gassy 09-21-2011 07:00 PM

Put an "out of order" sign on the urinal.

KFC911 09-21-2011 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gogar (Post 6267756)
go straight to him privately and tell him you're tired of stepping in his pee. Direct shame works a lot better than generalized shame.

+1

vash 09-21-2011 07:10 PM

What to do about...
 
Lol! Racerbvd
I'm very accurate with mine.

A930Rocket 09-21-2011 07:12 PM

He'll just piss all over the toilet...

Quote:

Put an "out of order" sign on the urinal.

Tobra 09-21-2011 07:14 PM

what Jeremy said

Instrument 41 09-21-2011 07:23 PM

He might have a little winkie and can't get it out fast enough. But seriously..your the urine cop of the office?? too funny!

KFC911 09-21-2011 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Instrument 41 (Post 6267837)
.... But seriously..your the urine cop of the office?? too funny!

Management has it's perks :)

stomachmonkey 09-21-2011 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Instrument 41 (Post 6267837)
.......But seriously..your the urine cop of the office?? too funny!

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC911 (Post 6267844)
Management has it's perks :)

I wish I could honestly say that's the worst of it.

Sometimes i fantasize that I'm an assembly line worker in a paper clip factory.

There's no place like home; there's no place like home; there's no place like home...

masraum 09-21-2011 07:49 PM

next time he goes in, sneak in after him. When he's done, rub his nose in it and swat him with a rolled up newspaper.

I've always wondered why some guys don't seem to be able to get it in the urinal. A few weeks ago I realized the same thing that you surmised today. Big guys can't see what's going on (and probably can't get close enough to the urinal).

I'm not trying to be mean, but the fat bastards need to sit the hell down if they can't get it in the urinal.

piss on the floor pisses me off too.

Danny_Ocean 09-21-2011 08:01 PM

Problem solved...

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RWebb 09-21-2011 08:13 PM

anonymously send him a box of adult diapers

campbellcj 09-21-2011 08:33 PM

That's probably even worse than the losers who piss all over the toilet seats in the stalls. At least most of that ends up in the toilet, and you can always go to the next stall.

Heel n Toe 09-22-2011 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey (Post 6267740)
Think tomorrow I'm sending a company wide email to the guys about the situation.

In the email, request that anyone who cannot hit the urinal, use the seated position in a toilet in the stall, then say that you have a pretty good idea who the offender is, and if it continues, the person will be given the choice between using the ladies room or accepting a notice of termination.

VINMAN 09-22-2011 04:07 AM

Leave a foley catheter on his desk, with a note saying "you obviously need this.."

id10t 09-22-2011 04:20 AM

Webcam w/ motion sensor recording, get it on disk and fire him

KFC911 09-22-2011 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heel n Toe (Post 6268164)
... the person will be given the choice between using the ladies room or accepting a notice of termination.

Talk about throwing gas on a fire...I can see the "wimmens attacking" from here :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by id10t (Post 6268282)
Webcam w/ motion sensor recording, get it on disk and fire him

He probably wouldn't mind being fired when the lawsuit is settled...

wdfifteen 09-22-2011 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by masraum (Post 6267883)
I've always wondered why some guys don't seem to be able to get it in the urinal.

Could be prostatic hyperplasia.

Prostate Enlargement: Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia - National Kidney and Urologic Diseases Information Clearinghouse

When I was younger I used to occasionally see a guy standing at the urinal, leaning so far forward he had to support himself against the wall and wondered WTF? Had a bout with it myself and now I understand. If you're big, I don't see leaning forward as an option. The guy should go to the toilet and sit.

mikester 09-22-2011 05:34 AM

This is a win/win situation.

You get to make the HR person have to handle something that would only be worse if the guy were crapping in the urinal. AND you get to not handle it.

Go to HR. Tell them you can't handle the bleach in your office - it's actually bad for you and they will have to do something about it.

herr_oberst 09-22-2011 05:43 AM

put a cat litter box under the urinal, and put the scoop on the offenders desk.

Danny_Ocean 09-22-2011 05:45 AM

One of my clients had a worker who would (semi)regularly smear feces on the walls of the (small, single-use) bathroom in protest. They set up a sting and narrowed it down to discover who it was.

Macroni 09-22-2011 05:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey (Post 6267740)
a guy in the office who keeps pissing on the floor?

Last month we moved a guy from our VA office out here.

For about the last month the cleaning crew has been using straight bleach in the bathroom.

It wafts into my office and has been getting to me.

I see the cleaning woman yesterday and ask her to use something else because the bleach is making me sick.

She says someone has been pissing on the floor in front of the urinal and it's the only way she can keep it from staining the tile.

So I put up a sign this morning, the Uncle Sam pointing image and text, STOP pissing on the floor.

Most of the day no problem. Around 4 I go into the bathroom and dammit someone pissed on the floor. I recall the new guy passed my office on the way to the bathroom a few minutes earlier.

Cleaning lady comes by and we discuss it, she's happy I put up the sign but flabbergasted that someone still missed. She goes in and cleans it, I breath bleach for the next hour.

I see the guy we moved pass by my office and hear him go into the bathroom. I wait for him to come out then high tail it in there and dammit he missed and pissed on the floor.

He is a really large guy and I suspect he simply can't see what he's doing, kinda like pregnant women who can't see their feet.

Think tomorrow I'm sending a company wide email to the guys about the situation.

Rant off.

discuss w/ personnel "the smell of bleach makes me feel sick".

sammyg2 09-22-2011 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 6267756)
Go straight to him privately and tell him you're tired of stepping in his pee. Direct shame works a lot better than generalized shame.

Zackly. I hate it when upper management accuses all employees because of the actions of a few or one, just because they don't have the balls to deal with it directly.

Zample: there was a time when employees were allowed to drive their company vehicle home if they had to work late and missed their carpool.
One tool abused this and was taking his company truck home every night and he lives 2 hours away. Management checked the gas logs and found that he was filling up the truck twice a week.
Their limp-wristed reaction? No one is alowed to drive a company vehicle home ever again. Miss your carpool? Call a taxi. They punished everyone because of the actions of one dumazz.

If they had any balls they would have made an example out of the offender which would solve the problem and send the message to prevent further abuses.

masraum 09-22-2011 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danny_Ocean (Post 6268419)
One of my clients had a worker who would (semi)regularly smear feces on the walls of the (small, single-use) bathroom in protest. They set up a sting and narrowed it down to discover who it was.

Holy carp!! In protest of WHAT?!?

Nevermind, I don't really want to know.

I guess some people just like to play with poo

GH85Carrera 09-22-2011 06:51 AM

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tabs 09-22-2011 07:15 AM

Mikey got it right it is off to HR with you.....I can't stand the Bleach smeel it is making me sick...after you settle the lawsuit you won't care where the guy pisses...

Porsche-O-Phile 09-22-2011 07:31 AM

Fight fire with fire.

You know where he sits, right?

Use your imagination.

red-beard 09-22-2011 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stomachmonkey (Post 6267740)
What to do about... a guy in the office who keeps pissing on the floor?

Depends

12own911 09-22-2011 08:33 AM

I would talk to HR about becoming ill after the bleaching... Discuss why the cleaner is using the bleach and how you feel after the bathroom is cleaned. I would also mention that this started after the new person got here so that HR has a person to talk to.


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