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Join Date: Aug 2004
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My Wife, My Girl Friend and my Mistress - time to confess...
For years now there have been three ladies in my life; my Wife, my Girl Friend and my Mistress.
My Wife is the one I make decisions with concerning the management of the home including bill payment, chore allocation and child development. Its at times a business arrangement. We are very cordial to each other. Almost prefessional in our relationship. We understand our roles. My Girl Friend, who I don't see as often as I would like to is a frisky little thing that drinks beer with me, watches football with me, fishes with me and when the opportunity presents it self will actually go out in the Targa with me. She loves to be pampered and treated to nice times. I open the car door for her and tell her how pretty she always is. It is rather difficult to be with her due to my family commitments but we do get opportunities from time to time to have fun. My Mistress is just about the sex. Sometimes, I sneak out of work for an early lunch and meet her - we say very little, actually in many cases nothing at all. Its a purely physical relationship and after the time we spend together which is never long enough or often enough we are both physicaly drained. She makes me feel like a teenager when I walk through the door to see her and when I leave I feel like I just won a championship game - tired but glowing. All three women are very different...amazing that they share the same 5"2" body and red hair! They even have the same first and last name, birthday and went to the same college! And I think, but rarely told, they love the same guy that gave them two of the most wonderful kids a dope could ask for. Strange... 
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10-11-2011, 06:05 AM
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I hear you brother..I suffer from the same issue...can't imagine life without any one of "them"...can't wait for the next chapter together.
I really realize how lucky guys like us are...too many unhappy unions out there.
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10-11-2011, 06:12 AM
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Location: Monmouth county, NJ USA
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Great one Mike! Never really looked at it that way.
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Vinny Red '86 944, 05 Ford Super Duty Dually '02 Ram 3500 Diesel 4x4 Dually, '07Jeep Wrangler '62 Mercury Meteor '90 Harley 1200 XL "Live your Life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." |
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10-11-2011, 06:20 AM
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3 for the price of 1! What a sweat deal!
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Edited - inappropriate comment removed as requetsed. -Z-man.
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Nice write-up of what my wife and I have, too! Maybe that's why we'll be celebrating our 25th anniversary in January? Congratulations on a successful marriage!
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10-11-2011, 06:52 AM
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Same here, except mine is a 5'-11" blond, 22 years.
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'74 Porsche 914, 3.0/6 '72 Porsche 914, 1.7, wife's summer DD '67 Bug, 2600cc T4,'67 Bus, 2.0 T1 Not putting miles on your car is like not having sex with your girlfriend, so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend. |
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10-11-2011, 07:18 AM
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Architecture & Porsche's
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Austin, Texas
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I have 1/2 a wife, 1/4 GF, & full mistress. I think I'm slightly shorted.
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10-11-2011, 07:36 AM
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You know, women have the same arrangement, but it's one guy for social events, another guy to fix things, and a guy for the sex thing.
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10-11-2011, 08:39 AM
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You should send this to Readers Digest, if they still exist. They used to print this sort of, ahh...what ever this is.
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10-11-2011, 09:06 AM
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:lol:
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10-11-2011, 11:54 AM
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Used to have 3 girlfriends and then decided to jump out of the pan and into the fire and married one of them!
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Beige, I think we'll paint the ceiling beige.....
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[QUOTE=Hugo930;6304514]Edited - Z-man.QUOTE]
lol to that hey lube was the wife watching you type that, or maybe Mrs Lube wrote it herself. 
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10-11-2011, 02:26 PM
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Edited - removed as requested -Z-man.
Just kidding, Mike. I think it's really sweet. Bwaaaahahahahaha....
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I'm 52, two out of three ain't bad!
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Great write up Lubey. I agree with all of it but need more of "My Mistress". Two or three times a year whether I need it or not is NOT enough! I'll always be true to her even so.
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I don't know how you can handle three of them. I can't handle ONE!
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10-11-2011, 05:06 PM
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Funny, my three all have different hair color..!
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