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Attention:

We have been watching every single transaction you made since last year until this 2011 and even the one you about to send this month: But you have to know that we are also working to make sure your funds which are suppose to be delivered to you, and also bear in mind that what ever you emailing us will be forward to the court.

Also we are hereby to notify by the federal bureau of investigation Cotonou department of the insult you imposed on them by failing to comply by their requirements.

Your full residential address has been forwarded to us for your immediate arrest to face your challenges, but I deminded it fit to give you one more chance to save yourself from this mess.We have been told that you have failed to dance by the rule of the FBI which will warrant 2 years jail sentence.

Now I DIrector.Dr. Robert Muller III, the special person in charge of the FBI Head Office NYC department I am giving you 48 hours to effect the payment of the $45.00 usd. To the FBI in republic of Benin (fbi-security) with the information written below:

Receiver: Onyeka Francis
Country:Benin Republic
Test Question:When
Test Answer:Today
Amount:$45 US.dollars
Mtcn number..
Sender Name...

You have to try as much as you can and make this payment so that your funds will be delivered immediately to your destination.You have to stop every transaction you are communicating with other organization to avoid delay on the processing of your funds.

Note that you if you fail to stick with my advice or any delay will lead to us coming directly to your home address at any time, so try and dance by the rule and get back to me with good understanding ASAP.

WARNING: FAILUER TO FOLLOW MY INSTRUCTION: YOU WILL ENTITLED TO BE 3 YEARS PRISON.

FBI Director.
Dr. Robert Muller III

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Old 10-08-2011, 09:12 PM
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I'll take care of your car while you're gone. I suspect the FBI may also want me to make regular payments of $45 to them while you're gone, so leave me your debit card and pin.
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Old 10-08-2011, 09:17 PM
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Wonder how much they could increase their success rate by hiring a native English speaker to write their letters.
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WOW! went from a 2 year sentence to a 3 year sentence in the midst of a bunch of terrible sentences...
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Old 10-09-2011, 04:13 AM
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Oh man, your hooped, I know you'll be busy banging before you get arrested so to save time send me the $45.00
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Old 10-09-2011, 04:29 AM
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Old 10-09-2011, 05:13 AM
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The way this country is going, the NY director of FBI may very well speak/write broken english in a few years. If he speaks english at all.
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The way this country is going, the NY director of FBI may very well speak/write broken english in a few years. If he speaks english at all.
Hear, hear!
Old 10-09-2011, 07:40 AM
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And the sad thing is that some people will send them $45...
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Just think of all the interesting people and new friends you are going to meet in prison..and just how close U will all become...
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See ya in jail!

Got the same kind last week, but the Canadian version. The told me defrauding the Royal Bank has done it.... How do they know....

It's amazing to know how many people actually go for it.

I wrote a newsletter article about it a few years ago and it's still filling up our mail boxes:

http://www.crarental.org/admin/newsletters/CRA%20BC%20August%202009%20Newsletter.pdf

This is the article:

A I am a winner! After winning the English, Dutch and national Lottery of Nigeria I decided to book a ticket around the world to collect my newly acquired wealth.

Finally, after not purchasing even one lottery ticket in my life before this, the breaking news came rolling in on my newly activated blackberry. I had won 3 major prices in 3 separate lotteries with a total of $50,000,000 and yes, the expensive US dollars. Imagine my luck!!

I e-mailed the manager of my bank to cancel all the mortgages, loans and leases, and a small request for an additional loan. They must already know about my wealth-to-be because they asked me to inform them about my password and codes on their website.Security reasons you know. How convenient. Can’t be too careful these days.

So, I need some cash to get the money I inherited from my late uncle’s and aunt’s brother in law who was related to the empire’s son of an exotic island far away. Unfortunately for him he died of a tragic car accident during a hostile takeover by savage rebels. Just before he died he took the time to make note that I could get a piece of his wealth. What I did not realize is that this guy was good friends with the King of Pop. An e-mail from a big shot lawyer out of the States came in about me being included in the will. They must have been talking about me during their conversations overseas. Do I ever love my Blackberry, ever since I bought it it’s only giving me good news all the time.

I just closed a deal with a highly notorious official, Rev. Brown, to sell our rental equipment!! He must have been a relative of the guy from whom I inherited all the cash. He knew exactly what we had in our inventory: tents, generators, pumps etc. We sold it all! The only thing I have to do is ship all the equipment to an address at the other side of the world, and they will send me a money order.

Tomorrow I will write a check for the brand new Mercedes I bought from the classifieds; the seller only wanted less than 1/3 of the new value. Can’t go wrong on that one!

Imagine this happened all in a days work. Can’t believe it!

I really hope the guy who rented the hammer drill today will return it on time. You just can’t just trust people by a friendly face anymore you know……

Report all frauds! Even the most obvious ones to: wafl@phonebusters.com The “Nigerian Scams” or also known as “419 scams” caused an estimated damage of more than 1 Billion Dollars to the US Economy alone (source www.fbi.gov/hq/cid/orgcrime)

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Got the same kind last week, but the Canadian version. The told me defrauding the Royal Bank has done it.... How do they know....

It's amazing to know how many people actually go for it.

I wrote a newsletter article about it a few years ago and it's still filling up our mail boxes:

http://www.crarental.org/admin/newsletters/CRA%20BC%20August%202009%20Newsletter.pdf

This is the article:

A I am a winner! After winning the English, Dutch and national Lottery of Nigeria I decided to book a ticket around the world to collect my newly acquired wealth.

Finally, after not purchasing even one lottery ticket in my life before this, the breaking news came rolling in on my newly activated blackberry. I had won 3 major prices in 3 separate lotteries with a total of $50,000,000 and yes, the expensive US dollars. Imagine my luck!!

I e-mailed the manager of my bank to cancel all the mortgages, loans and leases, and a small request for an additional loan. They must already know about my wealth-to-be because they asked me to inform them about my password and codes on their website.Security reasons you know. How convenient. Can’t be too careful these days.

So, I need some cash to get the money I inherited from my late uncle’s and aunt’s brother in law who was related to the empire’s son of an exotic island far away. Unfortunately for him he died of a tragic car accident during a hostile takeover by savage rebels. Just before he died he took the time to make note that I could get a piece of his wealth. What I did not realize is that this guy was good friends with the King of Pop. An e-mail from a big shot lawyer out of the States came in about me being included in the will. They must have been talking about me during their conversations overseas. Do I ever love my Blackberry, ever since I bought it it’s only giving me good news all the time.

I just closed a deal with a highly notorious official, Rev. Brown, to sell our rental equipment!! He must have been a relative of the guy from whom I inherited all the cash. He knew exactly what we had in our inventory: tents, generators, pumps etc. We sold it all! The only thing I have to do is ship all the equipment to an address at the other side of the world, and they will send me a money order.

Tomorrow I will write a check for the brand new Mercedes I bought from the classifieds; the seller only wanted less than 1/3 of the new value. Can’t go wrong on that one!

Imagine this happened all in a days work. Can’t believe it!

I really hope the guy who rented the hammer drill today will return it on time. You just can’t just trust people by a friendly face anymore you know……

Report all frauds! Even the most obvious ones to: wafl@phonebusters.com The “Nigerian Scams” or also known as “419 scams” caused an estimated damage of more than 1 Billion Dollars to the US Economy alone (source www.fbi.gov/hq/cid/orgcrime)
Can I have a loan?
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Old 10-09-2011, 01:50 PM
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I hate when that happens!



Tabs the mind reader says.....that OJ is thinking, "I guess I wasn't that smart or that much after all."...and "Where is Johnny Johnny when I need him, I bet he coulda got me off?"
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Ya beat me toit....

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