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GH85Carrera 10-14-2011 09:48 AM
Farts are funny if you are the farter. They are not funny if you are the smeller.

The man that started the company I work at took, in his words "early retirement at age 92." He would get the walking farts. He could walk across the room with evey step another toot. It was pretty funny as long as you were far enough away. He is 96 now and still drives over to chat and "shoot the breeze."

I hope I am in as good of shape as he is when I am in my 90s.

MarkRobinson 10-14-2011 10:27 AM
Hell, you bested me by 15 years! Congrats.

Zeke 10-14-2011 10:45 AM
Since you have been traveling a lot, you might have picked up something.

You can get some tests done.

Maybe you'll need a Fecal Transplant

RWebb 10-14-2011 12:07 PM
best post yet!

but oddly, even after 3 pages, no one has used the term: anal sphincter

GH85Carrera 10-14-2011 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by RWebb (Post 6311060)
best post yet!

but oddly, even after 3 pages, no one has used the term: anal sphincter
Until now

12own911 10-14-2011 01:46 PM
Great topic... had me laughing with tears...

Racerbvd 10-14-2011 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by 12own911 (Post 6311252)
Great topic... had me laughing with tears...
Sure it was the laughing and not the Gas that brought you too tears??

Dueller 10-14-2011 02:42 PM
One of the basic truths in life: If there are two people on an elevator and one silently farts, both know who did it.

JonT 10-14-2011 03:23 PM
A big bowl of cereal before bed and i can make a train's horn sound like a feint whisper the next morning.

Bill Douglas 10-14-2011 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by JonT (Post 6311370)
A big bowl of cereal before bed and i can make a train's horn sound like a feint whisper the next morning.
Hehe, your cereal DOES NOT want to compete with my well aged steak.

motion 10-14-2011 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Dueller (Post 6310175)
At your (our) age...3 riules: 1) Never pass up a bathroom 2) never waste an erection and 3) never trust a fart.
LOL, that's some funny stuff right there!


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