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bivenator 10-21-2011 02:37 PM

Assault with an armadillo
 
Im not sure which is more disturbing the buyer or the buyee. Good for a friday chuckle.

Woman allegedly beaten with frozen armadillo



This Texas critter turned into a weapon in a parking lot throwdown near Dallas. (Chronicle file)

Only in Texas: Dallas police are on the lookout for a man who could face assault charges for throwing a frozen armadillo at a 57-year-old woman near Dallas.

The woman, My Fox Dallas-Fort Worth reports, met the man in a parking lot to purchase the armadillo carcass, which she planned to eat.

During a fight over its price, he hit her with the animal in the leg and the chest, leaving bruises on her body.

According to the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, Texas law prohibits the sale of live armadillos, but a few Texans still go after their meat.


Those people who eat armadillo meat will find that thorough cooking should make the meat noninfectious (of mycobacterial leprosy). However, the greatest hazard of being infected (if any) may be encountered during cleaning and dressing of the animals.

….Eating armadillos is not widespread in Texas today, although it has been popular among south-of-the-border residents for more than a hundred years. Many Texans, especially during the depression years of the 1930s, dined on the “Hoover Hog,” referring to the armadillo as “poor man’s pork.”

scottmandue 10-21-2011 02:44 PM

Awwww poop! What am I going to do with all this armadillo helper I picked up at the 99 cent store?!?

Mericet 10-21-2011 02:45 PM

Assault with a deadly mammal?

Joe Bob 10-21-2011 02:46 PM

How many Texas A&M grads does it take to eat an Armadildo?

scottmandue 10-21-2011 02:46 PM

Hey baby... wanna come back to my place and see my armadillo?

red-beard 10-21-2011 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 6324158)
How many Texas A&M grads does it take to eat an Armadillo?

Why limit yourself to grads? Just use the generic term "Aggies".

Geez. Those things harbor leprosy. Gross!

Joe Bob 10-21-2011 05:52 PM

It's 3....one to eat, the other two to watch fer slow moving tractors....


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