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Science unravels the code of "Women"

I love this!

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Old 11-10-2011, 07:20 AM
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That's funny
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I gave up trying to figure women out...
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Even I, of the XX chromosome value, think that's hilarious!!

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Woman are easy to fig. out, just have a daughter. When my daughter was in preschool,I was dressing her, she let me know that her socks did not match her barrette. The first thing i thought was how would you know, (at this age). It took me a while to figure it out, they were born that way.
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There are two ways to argue with a woman.

Neither one works.
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Women - GOD put them here to entertain us. Keep that in mind. They depend on us, whether they admit to it or not. A small part of our potential happiness depends on them. But we can do without them, while they cannot do without us. YMMV.
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[QUOTE=dennis in se pa;6363978]Women - But we can do without them, /QUOTE]

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I'm sticking with sugar and spice, and everything nice.

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Probably a repost from another thread but seems appropriate...

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I'm told humor works well too...

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awesomne!

i now have 4, yes 4 females in my house....well really 5

my wife
my daughter-16
foster baby- almost 2
the neighbors daughter lives with us most of th time- 14
and our latest addition...42 yr old blond.
yes, the head feline has allowed another to enter her laier (?).

and what you are all interested in, the sleeping arrangements:
the baby sleeps in her bedroom with her brother (i am not alone in this, although at 12, he is a mommas boy)
the neighbor sleeps in my daughters room, along with the 42 yr old.
my daughter sleeps in my bed with my wife
and me......far, far away in the music room on the couch, all alone with peace and quiet.
note: i was sleeping out there anyway because our bed was hurting my back.

help.
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Women - GOD put them here to entertain us. Keep that in mind. They depend on us, whether they admit to it or not. A small part of our potential happiness depends on them. But we can do without them, while they cannot do without us. YMMV.
1000+ but with that said, if you live by that credo you will die a lonely, horny man!

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