What one learns from reading obituaries.....

[vonsmog]

An interesting read
Learning from Obituaries....


It seems that every couple of days New Orleans loses one of its treasured
ENTREPRENEURS .


Lets get the players straight before we go on with this.
interpretation of data not verified but...

LARMONDO "FLAIR" ALLEN
His Companion: Kawanner Armstrong
His Sons : Christian Allen
Kwan Allen
Larmondo Allen, Jr.

His Daughters: Deidra Allen
Larmenshell Allen
Lamonshea Allen
Larmomdriel Allen
Larmerja Allen
Korevell Allen


AT AGE 25 - He had 9 Children.
(Could Kawanner Armstrong Possibly Be The Mother Of All Of His Kids?)

His Father: Burnell Thompson
His Mother: Esther Allen
His Stepfather: Bruce Gordy


His Brothers: Burnell Thompson
Edgar Thompson
Wil Willis
Danta Edwards
Reshe Edwards
Mattnell Allen
Burnell Allen
Lester Allen


His Sisters: Shannail Craig
Lekiksha Thompson
Gwendolyn Carter
Jessica Willis
Katina Gordy


Grandparents: Delors Allen
J.C. Allen
Anna Laura Thompson
Will Thompson


So, lets see now....

His Father, Burnell Thompson, fathered his brothers Burnell, Edgar and his sister Lekiksha.
His Stepfather, Bruce Gordy, fathered his Sister Katina.
His Mother, Esther Allen, must have been unwed when she gave birth to: Larmondo, Mattnell, Burnell and Lester.
We don't know who fathered Wil Willis and Jessica Willis, or Dante and Reshe Edwards.
Lets hope sisters Shannail Craig and Gwendolyn Carter are married.

GOT THE ABOVE ALL STRAIGHT?
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NOW, THE REST OF THE STORY

He was 25 and had 3 sons and 6 daughters.
NINE welfare recipients collecting $950 each.....
That equals $8,550 a month !!! Now add Food Stamps,
Free medical, Free school lunches, and on and on
Do the math... $102,000+ /year.
Anyone out there, sittin' on their butt while reading this e-mail, making
A HUNDRED GRAND doing nothing?

Now that, to me, is a real Entrepreneur.
(ALSO, BECAUSE OF THEIR FATHERS DEATH, ALL OF THE KIDS WILL COLLECT
SOCIAL SECURITY UNTIL THEY ARE 18)
EVEN BETTER...IF "FLAIR'S"
THIRTEEN BROTHERS & SISTERS
FOLLOWED HIS ENTREPRENEURIAL
STRATEGY--THAT'S AN ADDITIONAL
$1.3 MILLION PER YEAR
BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE!
IF ALL THIRTEEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS CAN
DUPLICATE HIS FEAT OF 9 WELFARE STRATEGISTS
THAT BREEDS 117 NEW RECIPIENTS COLLECTING $100,000/YR!!...OR AN ADDITIONAL
$11,700,000PER YEAR...
&THAT'S ONE DAMN FAMILY
(And demands 100% the Taxes Paid by 1,000 avg. taxpayers)


And THAT is why this once great country is
BANKRUPT!!
ANY QUESTIONS?

[black73]

Yes, but I'll wait until this gets moved to PARF....

[wdfifteen]

Yes.
Do they really put the deceased's public assistance status in obituaries in New Orleans? Up here, if someone has had a distinguished career, an obit will mention the dead guy's career, but I've never seen an obit that stated the guy and his family were on public assistance.

[wdfifteen]

I know this is the interwebs and all, but in the real world it is considered polite to cite the source when referencing another author, or as in this case where you are quoting someone directly, include an attribution.

Learning from Obituaries.... - Topix

[craigster59]

Boy, some of his daughters names would score a lot of points in Scrabble...

[Pazuzu]

Do people still seriously read stuff like this, then decide "this is just so True and lacking of anything that makes me think it's not only false, but constructed to cause chaos, and because of it's complete Truthfulness I must copy it completely (including any misspelled words, grammar failures, and weird spacing), paste it on as many sites as I can find, all while doing it in such a way as to make it seem that this gem of Truthfulness sprung forth from my own intellectual loins."

Do they?

[MRM]

It's a story that's been circulating racist bbs for a few years. The post above is a cut and paste from here.

New Orleans Loses a 'Talented' Twenty-Five Year Old Entrepreneur

[shadowjack1]

This from the Times Picayune. Could this be the one with different names??