Porsche Fuchs and Vaseline in the rain.

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Jeff wanted to buy a Porsche.



He comes across a classic with a 'for sale' sign on it.

The Origional paint and Fuch rims seems even better than a new one, although it is 30 years old. It's shiny and in absolute mint condition.

He immediately buys it and asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 30 years.

"Well, it's quite simple really," says the seller, "whenever the car is outside and it's gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the rims. It protects the Fuchs from the rain."


And he hands Jeff a jar of Vaseline.

That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they take the car there.

But just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you something about my family before we go in."

"When we eat dinner, we don't talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes."

"No problem," he says.. And in they go.

Jeff is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes.

In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he looks... dirty dishes.

They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a word.

As dinner progresses, Jeff decides to take advantage of the situation.

So he leans over and kisses Sandra.

No one says a word.

So he reaches over and fondles her chest.

Still, nobody says a word. So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on the table and screws her, right there in front of her parents.

His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word.

He looks at her mom..

"She's got a great body," he thinks.

So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, pulls down her panties, and screws her every which way but loose right there on the dinner table.

After she has a big orgasm, he sits down again.

Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, the Mom is pleasantly beaming. But still.... total silence.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain.

Jeff remembers his valuabe porsche, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket...

Suddenly the father shouted....

"okay okay, I'll do the f'ing dishes!!"

[kach22i]

Shame shame.

[HardDrive]

lol, nice!

[cairns]

Coke spit funny. Thank you!

[redstrosekNic]

LOL!

Thats good

[Rufblackbird]

that was awesome, thanks for the laugh!

[azasadny]

Funny!!