I need a small freezer
 

We have a 6 or so CU Ft freezer in our closet right now, it's just a little too big for our needs and we're getting ready to remodel the closet. We need a freezer that isn't a 'chest' style and is less than 22" deep with the handle.

We probably only need about 3 cu ft to be honest...

I've noticed that in that size range I'm pretty much looking at nameless brands. Anyone have one they have had decent luck with? I also wouldn't be apposed to something that fit into a cabinet possibly. That might be neat actually but the under counter types look REALLY expensive.

Just for giggles check with marine and rv type places...

How big is the body? Can you cut it into smaller pieces?

If it's in a closet, does noise not matter quite as much?

Maybe look for a Beverage Air or some other commercial undercounter on Craigslist. They are often much less expensive than a new "designer" under counter one, and also much better built.

3 cubic feet... that's gotta be a pretty small hooker.

My ex wife was pretty small and totally frigid. She might solve your problem, but only if you have lots of money and no self esteem.