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RonDent 02-01-2012 11:50 AM

Well? Did you make it?

GH85Carrera 02-01-2012 11:53 AM

He might be at the local pub to unwind ;)

vash 02-01-2012 11:56 AM

thanks!!

posting this thread was a great move for me. distracted me enough to not be that nervous. i even paraphrased Craigster...i told a reporter a friend told me "make sure i'm zipped up"..and we laughed.

were the reporters HOT? yes. one was smokin! one used to be smokin and is now a very hot cougar..and the other one was very attractive in glasses. one guy we dont need to even mention.

i did great according to our PIO guy. i did better than my boss performed yesterday. (so he said)..i fielded questions.

this group of reporters smelled blood. they wanted budget stuff. my PIO guy did the field interview. on camera. i tend to speak my mind and the PIO guy knows that and didnt want me off leash in front of a camera. ahhahaahaha.

GH85Carrera 02-01-2012 11:58 AM

Uh oh! If you did better than the boss they may give you the job as main media contact.

algs911 02-01-2012 12:00 PM

Maybe this is a good opportunity? I'm just sayin'!

Three years ago I would not sing in front of anyone. Now I'm the lead singer in our band. It's amazing the fear and the fact I was able to overcome it.

You ARE the SME, rely on that.

Good luck with however you want this to work out.

Al

vash 02-01-2012 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 6530977)
Uh oh! If you did better than the boss they may give you the job as main media contact.

naaaa..you dont want my face as the FACE of Caltrans. mmm..but the tunnel is kinda dark. :)

legion 02-01-2012 12:08 PM

I don't think I've been interviewed on camera since 1995.

The good news is that there is absolutely no chance I will ever appear on camera for my current employer.

svandamme 02-01-2012 12:14 PM

Only a fool would send me in front of the camera on behalf of the company.
Cause i would steal all their thunder and i'de never give it back!

Noah930 02-01-2012 12:17 PM

OK, back to the important stuff: How'd you make out with the reporters?

afterburn 549 02-01-2012 12:18 PM

Think of the thought and the words will find themselves

Zeke 02-01-2012 12:22 PM

I hope you showed them some "what's for dinner" pics.

Joeaksa 02-01-2012 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWebb (Post 6530836)
PARF it up like the idiots do - even in OT

Randy you are so predictable... and such a product of the libs in Portland. Just remember that you are the one who started the name calling...

RWebb 02-01-2012 02:05 PM

you should do your barking in PARF, jose - that's the rule

Joeaksa 02-01-2012 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by RWebb (Post 6531202)
you should do your barking in PARF, jose - that's the rule

You should stick to teaching kids and not trying to tell someone else what to do. Its not working very well...

Brando 02-01-2012 03:03 PM

Update, Vash?

dtw 02-01-2012 03:32 PM

Unbelievable. Way to prove him right numbnutz!!!!

Cliffy....great job!!!


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</div>Randy you are so predictable... and such a product of the libs in Portland. Just remember that you are the one who started the name calling...

scottmandue 02-01-2012 03:51 PM

So did you go for the cocktail dress or the evening gown?

vash 02-01-2012 03:53 PM

should have shaved and cut my hair. i looked like an extra in some kung fu movie. damn. but i did have new work pants on, and my shirt matched. :)

it was actually fun. thanks for the pep talk..

RonDent 02-01-2012 04:06 PM

Who were the reporters that you talked to?

Don Plumley 02-01-2012 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 6531408)
should have shaved and cut my hair. i looked like an extra in some kung fu movie. damn. but i did have new work pants on, and my shirt matched. :)

it was actually fun. thanks for the pep talk..

Don't worry, it's probably in HD. ;-D

When does it air - tonight?

craigster59 02-01-2012 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 6531399)
So did you go for the cocktail dress or the evening gown?

I think he was wearing a little chiffon number, nothing says "Spring is on it's way" like a little off-the-shoulder, CalTrans orange cocktail dress....:p

rusnak 02-01-2012 07:02 PM

Shoulda dressed up like Chow ("nigga please"). Lol

vash 02-01-2012 07:10 PM

note to self:

never ever under any circumstance..ever...ever...tell a cute news lady that you get all your news from the John Stewart show...ever.

one lady pointed at the concrete vibrator and asked what it was. i said, "it's a vibrator!" she BLUSHED and said.."oh no..you cant call it that!!!"..i corrected myself and said, "it is a concrete consolidation tool.." all the ladies laughed at me..not with me. :(

rusnak 02-01-2012 07:33 PM

If I was there, I'd probably have said in complete deadpan "that's the Vibratron 2000. Pro model. We call it the widowmaker. Goes like a rabbit, it does."

Don Plumley 02-01-2012 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vash (Post 6531843)
note to self:

never ever under any circumstance..ever...ever...tell a cute news lady that you get all your news from the John Stewart show...ever.

one lady pointed at the concrete vibrator and asked what it was. i said, "it's a vibrator!" she BLUSHED and said.."oh no..you cant call it that!!!"..i corrected myself and said, "it is a concrete consolidation tool.." all the ladies laughed at me..not with me. :(

You just made my evening.

RWebb 02-01-2012 08:33 PM

is it on You Tube yet?

vash 02-02-2012 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rusnak (Post 6531887)
If I was there, I'd probably have said in complete deadpan "that's the Vibratron 2000. Pro model. We call it the widowmaker. Goes like a rabbit, it does."


dude!! i think i have to talk to newspapers today..my bosses are chicken schits.

and TELEMUNDO!!!! if a hot hispanic woman walks in..game on. i will use the rabbit reference.

widebody911 02-02-2012 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 6531843)
never ever under any circumstance..ever...ever...tell a cute news lady that you get all your news from the John Stewart show...ever.

Why not? A chick will have way more respect for you if you bust her chops a little, as opposed to some weak sauce like "OMG, I love your news show!"

vash 02-02-2012 09:47 AM

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Originally Posted by widebody911 (Post 6532837)
Why not? A chick will have way more respect for you if you bust her chops a little, as opposed to some weak sauce like "OMG, I love your news show!"

the conversation started like this. hello, my name is cliff and you are?

"(something) lockhart"

"what station are you with?"

"you dont reconize me?"

and that is when i dropped my zinger..

Head416 02-02-2012 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vash (Post 6532891)
the conversation started like this. hello, my name is cliff and you are?

"(something) lockhart"

"what station are you with?"

"you dont reconize me?"

and that is when i dropped my zinger..

Wow. I think your answer was just perfect.


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