Card Services 28.44 minutes
 

Card Services 28.44 minutes on hold and I loved it. These M.F. call every week and they used to piss me off. Today i answered and fed them $14k of BS and told some lady I would have to walk in from the back pasture to give them my account #. Yea I took a 20 minute soak in the hot tub and then told her I was locked out of the house and had a spare key in the barn. She is sill trying to talk to me still a I hammer this out. Yes I am on the no call list and have pressed 1 many times to be removed. Yes she is still on. What should I say next. PS I got the day off and it is raining. 34.50 now.

Ask her what color her panties are. That usually gets them to hang up.

Wow 30+ minutes, that's awesome!

You could make a pit-stop and "drop the kids off at the pool" and let her hear all the details.

You could also tell her that it's mid-day and time for your daily rub out, would she talk dirty to you to help get a rhythm.

Please keep us apprised of your progress. I don't think I've ever been able to get anyone to stay on hold for more than 5 minutes at best.

I tip my hat to you good sir!

I got the call about 2 hrs ago. I told the dude to hold on as I needed to get my paperwork together. Unfortunately he only lasted a few minutes. I'm sure I will get another opportunity.

WOW! You are the man! Love it!

"What are you wearing?"

Answer with "Financial Fraud Unit -- How may I direct Your Call?"

you can also name your wifi node "Police Surveillance Van #11"