Did MY House Git Cased?
 

I kept getting these Fedex "we came by" tags on my door...

And, ODDLY they always came by when I was out running errands or slurping up coffee drinks, OJ, ya know... dark stuff... very DARK.

Finally today... FedEx was just here and she gave me 3 bottles of wine.

She was very nice and blond too.

BUT.... BUTTT

when she turned around....


I could tell she was not as hot a the UPS girl.

She did NOT leave my dog a biskie either!!!


These odd facts related above make me think it may have been a FAKE delivery girl driver who was casing my house

Dream on old man.

3 bottles of wine is good. Very good. And blond with a nice butt is good too.

the fake FedEx web site the casers are sing sez they "made a delivery"

they must be lookin' at the other thread

The blonde FedEx chick that used to deliver to me in the 90210 moved to Oregon with her girlfriend. Maybe she's yours now. Attractive but not quite "hot," no makeup. Smelled of soap, not perfume, about 5'5" slender athletic...

I'll try to get her to pick up my package

I said it before, I'll say it again, "Dream on old man".

The good looking chicks always work for the bad guy (think James Bond flicks). You're toast.:D