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Good Advice
Never eat ice cream out of the carton.
Whatever advice you give, be short. - Horace |
Never pee up hill. No matter how much you've drank.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
-Wayne Gretzky |
Never up, never in.
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It always rolls down hill...
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Nothing good happens after midnight.
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Don't eat the yellow snow.
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Never pet a burning dog.
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I give this advice to all the men in my life. I am a bear if woken up. If you don't heed my warning, you deserve what you get. ;) |
(:D Awesome, tweez.)
Here's a few. Some of these might be song titles. Try a little tenderness. Take time to know her. Put the toilet seat down. Open the door for her... and don't slam it on her dress. http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1330249387.jpg |
John,
Very good advice indeed... |
its cheaper to rent than it is to own (refers to relationships/marrige)
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It's easier to save money than to make it.
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One need not pluck the vine to smell the rose.
W. Shakespare |
Don't be a dick. - Wil Wheaton
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Anything free is usually worth saving up for.
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Things won't get as bad as you think...............or as good as you think either.
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Practice what you preach.
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Happy wife, happy life
No good deed , ever goes unpunished. |
Never slap a man that is chewing tobacco.
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