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MT930 03-19-2012 01:08 PM

My Hunting Buddy
 
Friend sent this to me it's quite amusing.
:D



On the news this week was a story about a southern California man put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had (by rough estimate) 1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. My favorite quote from the dimwit television reporter: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets." The headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache". By southern California standards someone even owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable." Just imagine if he lived elsewhere: In Arizona he'd be called "an avid gun collector". In Arkansas, he'd be called "a novice gun collector". In Utah, he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food. In Montana, he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy". In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate". In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor" And, in Texas, he'd be called, "my huntin' buddy".

GH85Carrera 03-19-2012 01:12 PM

Funny.

tevake 03-19-2012 01:33 PM

That cracks me up!!!! Too funny.

Cheers Richard

daepp 03-19-2012 01:36 PM

In Areezonea heed be named OJU!

on2wheels52 03-19-2012 01:43 PM

The Arkansas part sounds about right.
Jim

gshase 03-19-2012 02:11 PM

1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home .......WOW that is my goal in life.

targa911S 03-19-2012 02:21 PM

Henry?

lane912 03-19-2012 02:49 PM

one million .308 rounds the way I build em would be 4.25T of IMR4064
and 16.8T of projectiles

good thing the boss lets me use the company shipping discount-

lane912 03-19-2012 02:50 PM

....and i would be buying a progressive press, not using a single stage press for this project

aigel 03-19-2012 02:58 PM

Is there a link to the story?

It is a good joke otherwise.

G

azasadny 03-19-2012 04:36 PM

Yep!!


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