I'm ass and I proved it
 

I put an add on cragslist
Wanted Government Job and willing to pay $5000.00
I know it wasn't right ,but not sure if it was wrong.
crap shoot at best
Things I do when there nothing on TV(miss walking dead)
Venting and trying to be funny.

Yep, just as I though. Sir keep your head straight and follow my finger with your eyes... :D

I know Eric ..Im bored ...see how bad its gotten

Contact Obama at the WH...

Most people who know that they are an ass spend an awful lot of time trying to prove that they are not....

See my past posts on offering a 'bounty' for the same job.......I'm not an ass, least I don't think so......just trying to work every angle to get ahead!

I'd be careful. An ad like that could, nowadays, get you a job stamping license plates at a federal facility somewhere!:(

Yeah, if you were a campaign bundler for Obama, you could be an ambassador somewhere.

I hope you don't go to work for the government. There are enough asses already there that can't spell.

I applied for a TSA job a while back -- in response to once of the whining threads here or in PARF about how easy it was to get the job, etc.

I'm guessing you didn't get the job.

From what I've seen, your a$$ has to be 4 feet wide and able to squeeze into a pair of size 8 polyester pants to work for the TSA. I think it's a job requirement.

I failed to follow thru on the additional forms needed. I satisfied myself it is not as easy as some think to get a TSA job - it requires a lot of perseverance in the face of the bureaucracy. It reminded me a bit of dealing with the Army.

I did however, reach level 2 in the multi-level application process... or something.

After 30 years, I retired for a Gov't job......Didn't know I could sell it for $5K?????? That's my monthly retirement Check after taxes.......

You where almost there. Level 3 was groping a grandma, level 4 was inspecting the diapers of a 4 yo ;).