ot - no offense to any females!!
 

this email is doing the round at the moment, and i had to share it.

"READ FIRST, THEN OPEN PICTURE

The other day I was in a garage. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap.

We all looked at each other and said, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She said "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost some how and I need a new one.

"What does it do?", asks the assistant?

She said she didn't know, but its always been there. The assistant gave her a note pad and asked her if she could draw a picture. So She makes a circle about 3 inches in diameter and in the centre she writes 710. (See picture below).







http://www.pelicanparts.com/ultimate...ploads/Cap.JPG


i once knew a girl that filled her car up with oil till it was coming out of the filler!! - at least she knew where to put it!

LOL:D

No offense taken....just yesterday I had a neighbor (male) come over while I was checking the oil and after a few minutes of chit chat about Porsches he asked me "Where the hell is the radiator?"

yeah, i know, i get it from mates all the time. one said to yesterday when i opened the trunk - "hey, someones nicked your engine"!;)

While being instructed in the fine art of checking oil level, a motorist was shown the oil level dip stick, complete with markings showing high and low oil levels. Gender information is withheld. The motorist's only question was "So, if the oil level is low, how do I pour oil into that tiny hole?" Logical question, actually.

Male truck driver, overheard on the CB radio: "What's an SC -ten?" Response..."what?" Trucker: "I Just passed an exit sign, it said SC-10." LOL, I keyed my mike, explained that here in Oregon we have a town pronounced "Sigh-oh", but it's spelling is Scio...

Boy Oh Boy those stories show just how stupid some people are huh? I just couldn't stop laughing at how inane they are.

In the IT world, we have an "ID 10-T" error.

Here we refer to that as "Insufficient Operator Headspace."

Best wishes,
Gary

Input Interface Error,

being generated somewhere between the keyboard and chair.

I like the Tech Support email that instructs the (hapless) user to hold down "Ctrl-Alt" and tap "Delete" twice. :D

The City Council decided to make a women only parking lot so women felt more secure after hours and on weekends, here's a picture of it...http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1083118255.jpg

No wonder there's so few women on this board ...