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red-beard 04-25-2012 10:21 AM

Another reason not to come to Texas
 
Alligator in local Park

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porsche4life 04-25-2012 10:26 AM

Another reason why I am glad I have applied for my CCW.....

island911 04-25-2012 10:26 AM

That must save money and the hassle of installing "No Swimming" signs.

Racerbvd 04-25-2012 10:33 AM

That's it????????????

We have em all over the place, almost tripped over one at a local golf course. I had a pet one when I was a kid...

red-beard 04-25-2012 10:43 AM

Byron, I'm just trying to scare off the Californians...

mikester 04-25-2012 10:58 AM

We had Reggie in LA here that too a while to catch (if he ever actually was...).

porsche4life 04-25-2012 11:01 AM

I'm not a Cali boy, and the thought of gators don't make me too happy.....


Course the cartels down in the border towns bother me more....

Joe Bob 04-25-2012 11:07 AM

Doan yew haf to haf watur fer gators? Nevuh sah eny watur wen wuz en Tejas dat twern't grean....

Groesbeck Hurricane 04-25-2012 11:13 AM

MMMMM, boots and food on the foot!!!! MMMMMMM

72doug2,2S 04-25-2012 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 6710675)
Byron, I'm just trying to scare off the Californians...

HEHEHE

As a kid I went fishing with alligators a few times at Myakka River State park in Florida. It kind of freaked me out, but I kept my distance and they never seemed interested in us. My brother kept casting his top water lure over a gator's snout, it never even twitched. That was stupid dumb. I even thought that as a ten year old.

Oh yeah, our parents? I have no idea what they were doing. They weren't anywhere near us. I don't think I could be that cavalier.

We had a lake in the back of our house, but we never saw any gators in it. Good thing to because we were frequently swimming and boating in it.

ODDJOB UNO 04-25-2012 11:30 AM

so they SHED THEIR RACKS this time of season?


that aint no HEEL-LEE (gila) MONSTER?

RWebb 04-25-2012 11:38 AM

apparently it is either a Republican gator or likes to eat Republicans...

if confronted, you should clamp the mouth shut and then flip it over on its back, then rub the belly until it "goes to sleep" (becomes quiescent)

you can then get up, walk away and git hugged by the Cajun Queen of Yore Choice

Laissez les Bon Temp Roulez!

SeanR 04-25-2012 12:21 PM

I just keep waiting for some Yankee to post up pictures asking what the hell this is, and then us Texans telling them they are quite normal to have a few around the house.

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72doug2,2S 04-25-2012 12:30 PM

Good Grief! I'm no Yankee, but I've never seen one of those even in Florida. What is it?

Racerbvd 04-25-2012 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanR (Post 6710923)
I just keep waiting for some Yankee to post up pictures asking what the hell this is, and then us Texans telling them they are quite normal to have a few around the house.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1335385296.jpg

Taste like chicken..

HardDrive 04-25-2012 12:35 PM

I don't mind the gator, but any place that has a park named after the Bush boys....no thanks.

Tobra 04-25-2012 12:38 PM

They usually float with just the eyes and nostrils above the water line.

Lot of gators at Huntsville Park, canoe rentals and swimming too.

Racerbvd 04-25-2012 12:50 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1335386948.jpg

rouxroux 04-25-2012 12:57 PM

pffft. those are called "yard dogs" around here...Here's a little 7-footer by our backyard fence:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1335387448.jpg

nota 04-25-2012 01:34 PM

we got crock's tooo
they get way bigger then the gators

red-beard 04-25-2012 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 6710725)
I'm not a Cali boy, and the thought of gators don't make me too happy.....


Course the cartels down in the border towns bother me more....

When are you coming to Houston, anyway?

porsche4life 04-25-2012 02:11 PM

Should be down there in early July. Will be there that whole month, and then will be in and out August through December...

Flying to South Dakota May 12, and then I'll drive to Houston in a company car in July.

red-beard 04-25-2012 02:39 PM

You should be used to the heat. We'll see how you steam in the humidity! Beer helps

Laneco 04-25-2012 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SeanR (Post 6710923)

I wouldn't even try to smash that, I'd just bust out the Mossburg and pump however many rounds in it's general direction that either made all the legs stop moving or at least seperated it into many, many horrible pieces...

That thing is HIDEOUS!

angela

Joe Bob 04-25-2012 04:48 PM

I've dated worse....prolly slept it's sister.

mikeesik 04-25-2012 05:22 PM

can someone send me a very young one- will pay a good price.

porsche4life 04-25-2012 05:46 PM

I'm sure the dept of ag would have something to say about that....

varmint 04-25-2012 06:42 PM

i'llsee your texas and raise you an alaska. this is my neighborhood.


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1335408076.jpg

944Larry 04-25-2012 07:07 PM

I remember you could buy gators in the dime store when I was a kid. They hurt when they bite even when little.

JavaBrewer 04-25-2012 07:53 PM

Good times

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RWebb 04-26-2012 12:42 PM

sedated or a corpse?

vash 04-26-2012 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by varmint (Post 6711847)
i'llsee your texas and raise you an alaska. this is my neighborhood.


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1335408076.jpg

meh! i'll see your alaska and raise you a californian "fabulous!".

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1335476655.jpg

bivenator 04-26-2012 02:01 PM

you win vash, his plummage is fabulous!

vash 04-26-2012 02:06 PM

(pretty fabulous in austin too, actually. could be a push)

scottmandue 04-26-2012 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JavaBrewer (Post 6711993)

That is so wrong!!!!!

But I can't stop laughing!!!!

RE: gators... saw a few when I was in Orlando... and about a two foot long snapping turtle... sitting alongside the road watching traffic go by... in downtown!

varmint 04-26-2012 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vash (Post 6713622)
meh! i'll see your alaska and raise you a californian "fabulous!".

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1335476655.jpg




yeah, i think i'd rather be mauled by the bear.


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