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stomachmonkey 05-02-2012 09:36 AM

You gotta see this
 
Forget the daughter aspect.

Holy crap this woman thinks she looks good????:eek::eek::eek:

Tanning booth mom calls arrest for taking daughter, 5, a misunderstanding;

kaisen 05-02-2012 09:47 AM

GTL = Gym, Tan, Laundry

Okay, skip the gym

Only in New Jersey.......


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bivenator 05-02-2012 09:50 AM

Yes, it really occurred in Nutley NJ. There is no denying it, she was caught orange handed.

Noah930 05-02-2012 10:23 AM

Reminds me of the landlady in "There's Something About Mary." Only that was fiction.

kaisen 05-02-2012 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 6725080)
Reminds me of the landlady in "There's Something About Mary." Only that was fiction.

MAGDA!!

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GH85Carrera 05-02-2012 10:53 AM

What a moron. Wow, just wow.

john70t 05-02-2012 10:53 AM

(I don't see any problem there)
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Laneco 05-02-2012 11:04 AM

I have coloring pretty similiar to that little girl, actually my skin is a bit darker. I can just about guarantee that little girl was NOT inside of a tanning bed.

She would look like a cross between a solar flare and an exploding tomato.

So I suspect the mother is telling the truth. The mother is an odd duck, a tanned to the point of being dried out like beef jerky odd duck, but I really think she is truthful with this.

angela

URY914 05-02-2012 11:55 AM

I'm just glad this story wasn't from Florida. But I'm sure when she retires she'll be moving down here....:rolleyes:

emcon5 05-02-2012 01:18 PM

http://monicarodgers.files.wordpress...mpaloompa1.png

flipper35 05-02-2012 01:42 PM

Certainly shows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder because mr. happy would be mr. terrified at the thoughts of procreation with her.

porsche4life 05-02-2012 01:56 PM

Turn the lights off! ;)

Bob Kontak 05-02-2012 01:56 PM

You can tell from her voice she is a heavy smoker. Probably plows four packs a day down inside the house with the little girl in it.

azasadny 05-02-2012 03:08 PM

Wow, those people breed....

Brando 05-02-2012 04:33 PM

The girl's hair matches the mother's skin color and vice-versa. Freaky that people still go for the ultra-dark tan.

stealthn 05-02-2012 05:57 PM

You missed the other classic link on that page; grandparents tow 7 year old behind SUV while drunk

Grandparents allegedly tow 7-year-old behind SUV in toy car while drunk | The Sideshow - Yahoo! News


Bob

mikeesik 05-02-2012 05:57 PM

Al Jolson's lost Daughter?
Gross.

mikeesik 05-02-2012 06:01 PM

I stand by this..If you look dumb-YOU ARE DUMB!

UconnTim97 05-02-2012 06:10 PM

Wow, that is scary.

The sad thing is the mom has been tanning her whole life and is only 24.

Baz 05-02-2012 06:14 PM

Some of those comments are pretty good....

"I have had turkeys that I have cooked that did not brown that well."

:cool:


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