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I met a woman today
I know, sorry for the thread bait.
Anyway, a potential customer to do a little handywork for. She's as cute as a bug's ear for her 50 some odd years; mean as a lame bull and with the personality of a cold snake. Oh, and she's totally aware of her gym-sculpted body and D cups on her 5' 2" frame. Short hair, brown with blue eyes that can bore steel. Skinny little ass cheeks. Drives a Jag XK8 that is immaculate and will kill if you touch it. Her hubby told me that one. Yes, she is an OC trophy and well turned out. Got a description of anyone you know along those lines? |
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My wife isn't that old and drives an x-type.
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Uhh...Milt, where are the photos?
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My wife is 60, has 36 DDs, is skinny, and can be mean as hell, to me any way. Is that close? After 25 years together I still get a kick out of squeezing "them". Does that make me a "bad person"? Oh, and she drives what I buy her, currently a Fiat 500.
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You can't tease us with a description like that and no pics!
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Does she do roof work?
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She sounds like somebody's nightmare.
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You're gonna try to hit it, aren't you? You are fishing for feedback.
Just down a few viagra before you show up, don't say anything. SHe'll love you forever. rjp
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I've met Zeke's wife.....she doan put up wid dat crap.....
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She love you long time...she so horny...
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Boxer engine, 6 gears, big wing: it's a GT3!
1981 ?! A Red one... 3.0
Balla special
P car
OK, a girl that identifies as a car. Good enough?
Porsche Z06
P truck orsche
