Michelle Obama.

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+1!!!!!

(and I bet he would not wear granny jeans and a helmet while riding a bicycle, either)!

I'd like to think the sensible ones would band together and subdue the insane ones...

That's hilarious!

wait, wut?

Some good quotes here:

Last two standing for sure would be Abe & Teddy... and I am sure they would end up taking each other out, so it would actually be a stalemate between the two of them... IMHO

Anyone who knows history knows Andrew Jackson wins. Jackson was not a man to go up against.

TR, as a second place.

I win. Hilary Clinton, she did run the country after all.

Those in contention

Andrew Jackson
Theodore Roosevelt
Ulysses S. Grant
Abraham Lincoln
Zachary Taylor

While Taft would have been no good with a knife alone, with a knife and a fork, he might well consume all of the other Presidents...

Protecting himself with his etched in stone birth certificate, Obama emerges victorious.

Never mind that, he'd be the first to go.

One of the GWs.
1) George Washington, because his horse had to carry a couple extra cannonballs.
He'd ride up and down the lines right in the middle of the battle, and return with a few extra holes in his garments.

2) George W, because regardless of who wins, he will definitely be on the podium when they announce the winner....ba dum bum rimshot.
(ok sorry that was bad).

Andrew Jackson.

The End.

The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time | Cracked.com

Jackson

"When the 1828 election rolled around, a lot of people were terrified when they heard Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson was running. If you're wondering how a guy we're calling a bad ass got such a lame nickname, it's because he used to carry a hickory cane around and beat people senseless with it, and if you're wondering why he did that, it's because he was a ****ing lunatic."

Ike, He would drop Paratroopers behind you and they would kick everybody's butt.

Ulysses S Grant would win hands down. He was the toughest SOB ever.

Anyone know what Ulysses S. Grant's middle name is?

S.

Bill Clinton would win.

He'd hide out in a broom closet with an intern, and 15 seconds after that, he'd take a nap.

When he woke up, he'd emerge from the broom closet to find that the fight was down to TR and Lincoln. He'd use his charm to broker a historic peace deal. The next day he'd send Lincoln to the theater and TR to Fort Marcy Park.

Ulysses.