I like women because SQUISHY!

NO, but my eye balls were.

Go back, wait for her to bend over again, and take a pictures. This thread is worthless . . .

No, but I've been busted looking at knockers. I've always been a chestnut.

My comment after that would have been...."Yeah, I was looking for that nasty smell"....just sayin'.....

After all, we were in Silverlake (for those that are local know about the ghay in Silverlake) eating in a small place. Lesbo immediately registered.

Lots of comments here that across my mind at the time, but I have to play nice because of my kids and wife. The wife part, isn't a big deal, because she might have ssaid something if it weren't for the kids. Seriously, what would you have said to them for a slight relief of anger at the moment given my situation? What's the best way to defuse the issue? Smile (rolled my eyes of course) and look away like the wuss that I am?

You should have fired back "I thought you were hitting on me!?"

Your bad for being so slow to the trigger.

"I'd never seen an arse that huge until I saw yours"

Jeffrey my friend, I have to say, it was pretty damn nice so I can't lie. She was the victim not her friend, the bicth.

Jeff

We need a woman POV... Were are the girls?

I like response #40. Perfect.

Effing women...pervert?? seriously?? what was her friend 7 years old? Perverted is considered "wrong" by the US majority: incest, children, animals, etc.

Her correct answer should have been in thought only: "Men...." or "Hm, maybe I should take notes on my friend's behind".

If you act (or react) differently because of your kid's presence, you're making a mistake. Kids learn how to be a man (or a woman) from their parents. One does not have to be vulgar in front of them, but you need to show that you have a pair.

Everyone has wished that they that they had a snappy reply to all their situations at one time or another....."I should have said".... This was one of those. Don't let it bother you but don't let it happen too often. The lady (?) called you a pervert in front of your kids for just doing normal guy stuff. I could not have let that pass.

Normal guys stuff. Men look at women and - guess what.... women check out men.

Don't beat yourself up over the "no comment" after the wing-woman-witch's pervert comment. I suspect her comment is somewhat derived from jealousy - nobody checking her bits out - know what I mean? I think you did just fine. The wrong thing in front of the kids makes a bad situation worse. The PERFECT comment, tempered with appropriate language, calling foul on the "pervert" term, and with an appropriate level of snarkiness - GO FOR IT!

Problem is those are kinda hard to think about on the spot. You know, balancing all those points. After the fact we always come up with brilliant solutions, don't we?

I actually walked into a concrete pillar while checking out a guy one time. In a room FULL of people. Damn near knocked myself unconscious. You did WAY, WAY better than I did...

angela

Haha, way to go Angela!


I thought about this thread yesterday when a big ol' dyke stopped and looked my GF up and down and said a silent "Whoo".

So do these jeans make my butt look big?

My thoughts too!

Hell, if any women walk into a concrete pillar checking me out, I would be damn proud. But, you know, that will never happen.

Not to make a big thing out of it was the right thing to do in front of the kids. I was not quick and was not ready for her comment. Wife and I spoke about it later and agree that if she said something to her, that would have been easier because it came from a female. She would have given them a little lip. We both decided to be good parents and not get involve in these little verbal altercations over foolish people.

I couldn't get pics fast enough so they left the scene. What's your excuse this time? Post for all to see or you are getting ban. Let Angela trip over her chair this time.:D