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Any pilots here willing to wear a chicken costume at the controls.
Yeah, long shot, but figured I'd try. Wife and I are doing an internet scavenger hunt. They are asking for a picture of a pilot at the controls of a plane wearing a chicken outfit. I suppose a chicken mask might work.
Yeah, we are nerds. But cool ones.
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By when do you need the pic? I'm game.
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Bonus points if it's for a major airliner?
[paging 450 knot office..]
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Yes. Very much so.
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Ha. That name crossed my mind, too. But I'm not so sure I wanna see the rest of the outfit he's necessarily got going with the chicken head mask... (Please no one photoshop that for us.)
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I hear John Travolta is open to wearing unconventional outfits. Maybe get his agent on the line?
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Can it be at the controls of a 1943 Piper Cub?
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If you want one in a modern jet cockpit, email me. My email is on my PP profile page...
What pray tell are you doing with it? Here is a start... me with a "Santa Claus" tie... ![]()
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How bout a chicken dressed as a pilot?
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What about Dr. Phil dressed as a pilot?
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"Hows that going for you!?"
I deserve it Harvey! ![]()
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Need to fire up photoshop and "fix" your artificial horizon ... rotate the ground to about a 45 degree angle
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Have fun, you can even roll us inverted if you wish!
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shouldnt your eyes be looking out the window, and hands be on the stick?
![]() that is bad ass.. one day, we need to all get together over drinks and you can confirm or deny the truth to flight attendant stories!!
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Years ago a good friend of mine was flying his boss into Vegas. He jokingly said "if you find too many women, bring one back for me. Well the next day the boss returns with one lady on each arm walking up the stairs to the jet. After takeoff one of the women heads up front and after the plane is level and on the autopilot, she proceeds to give him an "attitude adjustment BJ" in the cockpit. Yes I have seen photos and no nothing will ever be posted here... Speaking of Flight Attendents, here is my last Russian F/A, Irina. She really liked American pilots... a lot. ![]()
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Okay, this should be doable. My dad has to pick up his plane (we'll go Friday). I'll try and find a chicken mask at the Halloween after sale tomorrow. Not really looking to spend money on an entire costume.
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