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HardDrive 11-17-2012 12:52 PM

The deer are clearly using a cloaking device
 
My bait piles are disappearing at an amazing rate, yet I have not seen one deer out of this stand. Clearly the deer in this area have been sold cloaking technology by the Romulans. This naturally makes the hunt a bit tedious. But more to the point, I find it alarming that the deer would so openly defy the Treaty of Algeron in Federation space. I am complaining to the Ungulate delegation when I return to base.

porsche4life 11-17-2012 01:06 PM

Well, if you weren't drinking in the stand, you might see them eating the bait... ;)

genrex 11-17-2012 01:12 PM

HD, it is difficult to adequately refute your logic.

~ Mr. Spock

ckelly78z 11-17-2012 01:14 PM

A trail cam is known to penetrate the cloaking technology.

gshase 11-17-2012 01:15 PM

Tonight is our last night in Europe and we saw 30 deer today driving back to Paris. Last week in Poland my daughter and I saw I over 200 and 30 deer.stands. She said she is ready to take one.

Noah930 11-17-2012 01:47 PM

They give deer drivers licenses in France?

varmint 11-17-2012 01:51 PM

deer are like women. excessive talk of star trek makes them disappear.

Jim Richards 11-17-2012 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 7097979)
They give deer drivers licenses in France?

only the bucks.

GWN7 11-17-2012 02:42 PM

Track them by their ion trails ...........

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1353195724.jpg

TheMentat 11-17-2012 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by varmint (Post 7097987)
deer are like women. excessive talk of star trek makes them disappear.

:D not at band camp!

sailchef 11-17-2012 02:51 PM

Taken a few days ago across from my house. There is a herd of 20 or more. The farmer that owns the land has loaded 1 or 2 into the back of his pickup in the last couple weeks.

I think they have a tracking device on his truck. I will walk outside and they ignore me, he comes down the road and they tend to scatter.

They know.


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pavulon 11-17-2012 04:38 PM

beginning at sun-up, send a photon torpedo over the bait at random intervals.

vash 11-17-2012 05:01 PM

my brother just knocked down a buck in the panhandle of texas..

i opted not to go...because i thought it would suck..haha.

vonsmog 11-17-2012 05:07 PM

Today was opening day here, Shot a nice buck. Got two more with the bow. So the freezer is just about full!

Jim Sims 11-17-2012 05:08 PM

Perhaps because it was a different time and place (long ago in a galaxy far away - 1960's Montana), hunting deer, elk, antelope, etc. with or over any type of bait was illegal. It was also considered unsportsmanlike - I guess things have changed.

Dantilla 11-17-2012 05:13 PM

The deer have been so thick around home this year, that I'd be better off to sit at my front door than travel into the wilderness.

Jandrews 11-17-2012 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GWN7 (Post 7098053)
Track them by their ion trails ...........

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1353195724.jpg

I just LOVE black jellybeans! Licorice flavor!

JA

pavulon 11-17-2012 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Sims (Post 7098300)
Perhaps because it was a different time and place (long ago in a galaxy far away - 1960's Montana), hunting deer, elk, antelope, etc. with or over any type of bait was illegal. It was also considered unsportsmanlike - I guess things have changed.

^^This. Here, people bait black bear with barrels (literally) of things like gummy bears or other candy. But boy are they proud when they shoot one :rolleyes: or run it down with dogs then shoot it in a tree or culvert.

Now we have wolf season. After years of folks intentionally (and illegally) gut shooting them "'cause wolves killed my neighbors dog" or whatever, we now have a formal season. This ought to make for some real sport in hunting too.

Joe Bob 11-17-2012 07:13 PM

Do wolves taste like deer?

Esel Mann 11-17-2012 07:22 PM

No. Taste like chicken.

aigel 11-17-2012 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pavulon (Post 7098467)
... or run it down with dogs then shoot it in a tree or culvert.

Yeah, like you have been on a hound hunt before? I usually lose several pounds in a weekend. And it isn't from sitting in the heated truck sippin' beer.

It never takes more than 5 posts for some azzhat to ruin hunting threads on this board.

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Esel Mann 11-17-2012 07:39 PM

Aigel, then you aren't hunting the right way :D

pavulon 11-17-2012 07:45 PM

alrighty then. unstable much?

Quote:

Originally Posted by aigel (Post 7098499)
Yeah, like you have been on a hound hunt before? I usually lose several pounds in a weekend. And it isn't from sitting in the heated truck sippin' beer.

It never takes more than 5 posts for some azzhat to ruin hunting threads on this board.

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vash 11-17-2012 08:01 PM

This thread illustrates the creativeness of the group. That turd comment was fantastic.

Bear baiting? Never done it. But it makes sense sometimes. The foliage is too thick. You get to evaluate your target clearly. No wet sows get hit. It isn't a guarantee.

Dogs. I've gone to watch and running behind them is pure insanity. Safety glasses are a must. Like falconry only hill billyer. Fun. Hard.

tevake 11-17-2012 08:08 PM

I've been interesting to learn that due to the efforts of hunters and conservationist, the game population especially in the eastern part of the country has multiplied over the last couple of decades. Habitat rehabilitation. managed food plots, good game management all efforts led and practiced by hunters has been instrumental in bringing about these improvements.

Cheers Richard

Like falconry only hill billyer. That is funny Vash!!

cstreit 11-18-2012 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gshase (Post 7097932)
Tonight is our last night in Europe and we saw 30 deer today driving back to Paris..

What sort of car were they driving?

flipper35 11-19-2012 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cstreit (Post 7098902)
What sort of car were they driving?

Duh, they were driving tractors!

sailchef 11-19-2012 02:31 PM

Shhhhh, he's right over there!


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Bill Verburg 11-19-2012 03:15 PM

If you want pics get a Critter cam, they can be set up anywhere and use IR at night and visible spectrum days to automatically snap shots
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1353370472.jpg

Racerbvd 11-19-2012 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aigel (Post 7098499)
Yeah, like you have been on a hound hunt before? I usually lose several pounds in a weekend. And it isn't from sitting in the heated truck sippin' beer.

It never takes more than 5 posts for some azzhat to ruin hunting threads on this board.

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Sorry, but "Baiting" and waiting aint hunting, we would track the deer & wait along a deer trail, but never that "Canned" hunt crap, it takes the sport out of hunting.. And we hunted with Shot Guns..

URY914 11-20-2012 02:44 AM

We used to tie one hand behind our backs and put on a blindford, then hid behind a tree. We'd wait 'till a buck would walk by and we'd jump onto it's back and grab the rack and rassle it to the ground.

GH85Carrera 11-20-2012 04:14 AM

DEER SEASON

Check List Complete:

I scouted the area all summer. . .

I searched out the best location for my tree-stand . . ...

I set it all up a month ahead of time . . .

I trailed the herd . . .

I picked out a trophy buck .. ..

Two days before opening day I rechecked every aspect of the hunt . ..

Everything was in place . . ..

Sunday morning, I woke up at 2 am . .. .

I put on my camo, loaded my pack, set out for my stand . . .

This was destined to be an epic hunt . . ..

As I approached my deer stand .....


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1353417228.jpg







. . . . I changed my mind

BK911 11-20-2012 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tevake (Post 7098551)
I've been interesting to learn that due to the efforts of hunters and conservationist, the game population especially in the eastern part of the country has multiplied over the last couple of decades. Habitat rehabilitation. managed food plots, good game management all efforts led and practiced by hunters has been instrumental in bringing about these improvements.

Game population multiplied, but with a weaker gene pool.
Hunters kill the biggest strongest they can find.
That leaves the weaker to breed.
Eventually all the deer will get free cell phones too.

Jim Richards 11-20-2012 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gh85carrera (Post 7102575)
deer season

check list complete:

I scouted the area all summer. . .

I searched out the best location for my tree-stand . . ...

I set it all up a month ahead of time . . .

I trailed the herd . . .

I picked out a trophy buck .. ..

Two days before opening day i rechecked every aspect of the hunt . ..

Everything was in place . . ..

Sunday morning, i woke up at 2 am . .. .

I put on my camo, loaded my pack, set out for my stand . . .

This was destined to be an epic hunt . . ..

As i approached my deer stand .....

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1353417228.jpg







. . . . I changed my mind

Ha! Ha! Ha! :D

URY914 11-20-2012 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BK911 (Post 7102580)
Game population multiplied, but with a weaker gene pool.
Hunters kill the biggest strongest they can find.
That leaves the weaker to breed.
Eventually all the deer will get free cell phones too.

I was line at a 7-11 and there was a deer in line in front of me with two Red Bulls and three hot dogs. He paid for them with a EBT card.

Racerbvd 11-20-2012 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by URY914 (Post 7102482)
We used to tie one hand behind our backs and put on a blindford, then hid behind a tree. We'd wait 'till a buck would walk by and we'd jump onto it's back and grab the rack and rassle it to the ground.

Now you are talking like my Father;)http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1353434560.jpg


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