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Icemaster 11-21-2012 12:10 PM

Are you gonna eat your fat?

Don Plumley 11-21-2012 12:13 PM

Cinderella story outta nowhere

I don't think the heavy stuff will come down for a while

I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.

craigster59 11-21-2012 12:32 PM

Cannonball! Cannonball comin'!

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quicksix 11-21-2012 12:55 PM

Billy,billybilly,oh billy

Seahawk 11-21-2012 01:15 PM

Yup!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mattcamp (Post 7105294)
Hey Lamma.....how 'bout a little something for the effort?

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

gprsh924 11-21-2012 01:19 PM

Where'd it go?

Right in the lumber yard.

KTL 11-21-2012 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seahawk (Post 7105807)
Yup!



So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Big thumbs up to everybody contributing, as i've gotten a LOL from every post. But Matt & Seahawk got me LOLLING with tears so they get the TWO thumbs up.

Thanks for the laughs guys. Happy Thanksgiving!!!

ckelly78z 11-21-2012 01:30 PM

I smell gopher poontang !

pa911 11-21-2012 02:00 PM

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dtw 11-21-2012 02:06 PM

Hey you, Angie, pick up that blood!

Seahawk 11-21-2012 02:10 PM

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations.

billybek 11-21-2012 02:33 PM

Bark like a dog!

sammyg2 11-21-2012 02:40 PM

You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself.
Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch.

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

You're a lot of woman, you know that? You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?



It's easy to grin ...
when your ship has come in ....
and you've got the stock market beat.
but the man who's worthwhile ....
is the man who can smile ...
when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.
The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

Oh, Mrs. Crane, I'm looking at you... You wore green so you could hide. I don't blame you - you're a tramp!
Ooh! That was right where you wanted it!
Ooh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman you know that? You're a little monkey woman... You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between either I bet, are ya? Would you like to wrap your spikes around my head?

I was born to love you
I was born to lick your face
I was born to rub you
but you were born to rub me first

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Whoa, did somebody step on a duck?

I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato chips
You'll get nothing, and like it!

I'll slack you off, you fuzzy little foreigner.

You're crazy!
That's what they said about Son of Sam.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

I almost got head from Amelia Earhart!

bell 11-21-2012 02:52 PM

Gofers not golfers!!!!
Oh we can do that, we don't even need to have a reason......

wdfifteen 11-21-2012 03:09 PM

Thanks guys, for the laughs. Caddy Shack is without a doubt one of my all time favorite "bad" movies. The Biography Channel did "Caddyshack, The Inside Story" which was hilarious in itself.

JeremyD 11-21-2012 04:44 PM

A pool and a pond. A pond would be good for you. Natural spring water.

JeremyD 11-21-2012 04:45 PM

Will you come and loofah my stretch marks?

bell 11-21-2012 05:07 PM

No....mr. Havacamp....mr. Havacamp........over here....mr. Havacamp................WEEEEEEEEEEE...........tha t's a peach hun!

Flieger 11-21-2012 05:24 PM

Whoa! Do you get a free bowl of soup with that hat? Oh!, uh... but it looks good on you, Judge.

trekkor 11-21-2012 06:04 PM

Mind if I play through?


Cinderella boy...


be the ball, Danny


KT


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