A Porsche Technical Question At Last
 

OMG I actually have a Porsche technical question! I'm so excited, or would be if I weren't waiting for a tow truck.

Thread at

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/porsche-911-technical-forum/719263-your-standard-no-start-3-2-carrera.html#post7112750

in case anyone wants to chime in with OT comments.

I didn't even read it,, I'll just say ,, do a search :D:D

I'll vote DME relay

Didn't read it either, but....you'll need a bigger oil drain pan.

how long has it been sitting?

and yes..do a search! 9d..that was damn funny.

I agree, and while you're in there, throw on a CoolCollar.

Por-SHA. Por-SHA.

DME Relay +12.

PS, do a search!!! :p

Wur.

A small amount of smoke on start up is normal.

Ahh - DME relay, the one-size-fits-all answer to no-start and no-run.

WTF, I replaced the DME relay, and still have problems! (As explained in the Technical Forum thread.)

I must not own enough spoons.

Replace it with a Zetec

Time to drop in a 3.6. Motor Meister is running a holiday special. :cool:



;)

So is Unplanned Parenthood. Makes sense, they both specialize in abortions. :cool:

Umm, emotional problem. Just like a sad/jealous/angry/all of the above, girlfiend. The car saw you looking at a 993.

Snow Tires....

Get an Audi. A black wagon.

Maybe it's your gerorator?

Always check coolant level first.........That's usually the problem.....

If that don't do it, ignore John Walker's advise and read the next 20 silly posts........

You need a new coboy hat!

I really don't know. But the next time my car breaks down is it OK to call you. Your diagnostics are excellent. (but my money is on bad fuel).

Hire a lawyer.

You should have bought a Mac! Porsches always get virii!

Randy

Whatkind of oil did you use?

I think I need to sacrifice a bicycle to the car gods.

But it also started and ran if you kept your foot on the gas, right?

Simple, the DME was bad, and you have a second problem in the fuel system.

Sometimes **** happens in pairs.

Just your lucky day, bad luck that is.

Did you properly repack the mud valve?

That's what she said

Well she should know