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varmint 12-24-2012 08:27 AM
had to look it up,


elliot spitzer's girl was costing him several thousand an hour. what was the bimbo community college drop out doing that an olympian doesnt?

matt f 12-24-2012 08:30 AM
Bangin' a known entity ( Governor) will def raise rates.
That extra $ was to ensure discretion.
Didn't work out too well.

Les Paul 12-24-2012 08:38 AM
Lube you sure seem to know a lot about this stuff.

BRPORSCHE 12-24-2012 08:46 AM
Tgfe sounds a whole lot better than gfe.

Oracle 12-24-2012 08:50 AM
34B cup size?? for $600/hr.. No way..

M.D. Holloway 12-24-2012 09:16 AM
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Lube you sure seem to know a lot about this stuff.
I do. I'm ghosting a piece. Very interesting genre.

vash 12-24-2012 09:18 AM
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Originally Posted by BRPORSCHE (Post 7169165)
Tgfe sounds a whole lot better than gfe.
hahahhaa..

ZOA NOM 12-24-2012 05:26 PM
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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 7169112)
TGFE is total girl friend experience includes all forms of sex including swallowing and sometimes anal on birthdays and holidays. I kid you not ;)
OK, the username is less of a mystery for me now... :D

M.D. Holloway 12-24-2012 08:26 PM

Her fatal flaw...she had her shoes on the bed! Thats big time bad juju! Top draw call girls never allow the spike to come in contact with the bed in anyway. It becomes the kiss of death to their career...(I think it goes back to it being bad luck for sailers and thats were they picked it up).

speeder 12-24-2012 11:16 PM
And here I thought that GFE meant that they stand there and beyotch at you. Yapyapyapyap...

M.D. Holloway 12-25-2012 04:32 AM
thats called TWE....Total Wife Experience...you don't wanna know what the TXWE is!!!

red-beard 12-25-2012 06:02 AM
Is TXWE where she takes your credit cards, spends all your money and then some, then sleeps off with your best friend?

M.D. Holloway 12-25-2012 06:38 AM
Sadly....We speak from the voice of experience

Hawktel 12-25-2012 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted by LubeMaster77 (Post 7166155)
. Like I said, she is one that is very pragmatic and views this as a business only. She is a person who is beyond emotionally detached but fakes it with the best I them. She figuered out young how best to talk to a man and how to touch them. She is an artist for sure but way messed up IMO and hers as well. Funny thing though, with her looks and charm she could kill in sales but she has a big issue with authority. She thinks she does all this on her terms. Silly girl. It's not on her terms, she basically does what she get paid to do. While she can refuse certain things, she won't if the price is right. And seeing that se has a nice bike, a townhouse, a Benz and all the blow she can whiff plus rolls of hundreds stashed just in case...she may be on to something.
I know a girl who works at 9-5 job at a bank, fits all this exactly. Well except the bike, benz, townhouse, Blow and Cash.

DanielDudley 12-25-2012 12:09 PM
I hope she retires wealthy and healthy.

varmint 12-25-2012 12:26 PM
i would like to say that i am ASTONISHED that the girl/product in the picture is the actual girl/product you get.

wish burger knig's advertising department was that honest, and their food looked like the stuff on the menu.

Joeaksa 12-25-2012 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by RANDY P (Post 7166940)
Bet that's some tight u know what.
Randy,

With some of us, its all tight, just that some is tighter! :)

You walked right into that!

Joe A

porsche4life 12-25-2012 01:53 PM
I'm still perplexed why the guy who posts pics of coworkers and the roof girl hasn't posted a pic of his hooker friends?

Joeaksa 12-25-2012 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 7170893)
I'm still perplexed why the guy who posts pics of coworkers and the roof girl hasn't posted a pic of his hooker friends?
If he is really doing a book with/on her, then he has a "non-disclosure" agreement that he is bound to abide by... and am guessing that not posting anything without her approval is a part of that.

Lubey is a pretty sharp character and guessing that he has gone about as far as he is allowed to under this contract.

M.D. Holloway 12-25-2012 04:24 PM
Nuff said. Only provide enough to tease but if you look in a few months you'll prolly guess but I really can't say more. She gave permission to post what I have but to date no pics and no details. In her own words "tell'm to buy da book' :)


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