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lane912 12-27-2012 04:29 PM

i hate the gurgling before it is loaded for release-

John Rogers 12-27-2012 05:17 PM

Damm, I just remembered I have a Harbor Freight fiber optic bore scope and can do it on the cheap if your insurance gives you any problems. If you think looking up a colon is bad, try going into the sea water inlet of a Navy ship's main condenser seawater side and pull out the 6 month old fish, turtles, squid and who knows what else!

desertt5 12-27-2012 06:57 PM

Did one early this month. Prep is by far the worst, oh and being damn hungry!!

szyzygy 12-27-2012 07:00 PM

You are a brave man. I'm terrified of the doctor even though I know it's silly and this could help me.

Hugh R 12-27-2012 07:29 PM

Sammy and others, if you don't get one, you're just plain stupid. I had one 5-6 years ago, and he snipped some Polyps that would have KILLED me by now. It isn't a gay thing. My last one, two years ago, I had with sedatives, but I calmly watched it. It was interesting.

RWebb 12-27-2012 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by on2wheels52 (Post 7174250)
Nothing to it, I could teach a monkey how to take one.

there is an astronaut joke in there somewhere...

Tobra 12-27-2012 08:01 PM

Steve, they wipe it off real well before they swap ends

I am too much of a lightweight to hang in there and watch. Maybe if I drank a couple of glasses of wine a day I could rev my liver up a little. They wave a little versed at me and it is lights out. I apparently am quite amusing when I am benzodiazoplastered.

I have had a root canal, couple of colonoscopies, mole the size of a silver dollar taken off my shoulder and I have to say, the nose rebuild sucked the most, far and away.

You will stay busy, ain't no way you make that crap they have you imbibe palatable, do what they say for after. I find if I eat some yogurt afterward, it gets me back to normal faster.

Targa Me 12-28-2012 02:36 PM

Well I'm back with a final update.

The procedure went well. Like most have said here, the actual procedure was the easiest part. Before I knew it, it was lights out and then all of a sudden I was in the recovery room.

Drinking that "go juice" was the worst.

Test results: No polyps, no sign of colon cancer. Upper GI showed some signs of acid reflux.

Thank to all of you for your replies and encouragement.

If you haven't had a colonoscopy, get it done, it can save your life.

72doug2,2S 12-28-2012 02:50 PM

Not looking forward to it. I guess the homosexuals have the upper hand on this procedure.

URY914 12-28-2012 03:35 PM

You're lucky. They found cancer when I had mine. :eek::(
19 years ago. :D

pavulon 12-28-2012 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by 72doug2,2S (Post 7176063)
Not looking forward to it. I guess the homosexuals have the upper hand on this procedure.

you may hope for a hand all day long...yet will still only be a finger.:D

RWebb 12-28-2012 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 72doug2,2S (Post 7176063)
Not looking forward to it. I guess the homosexuals have the upper hand on this procedure.

tell the doc that while you're on the table - it will be an interesting test of his professionalism

madmmac 12-28-2012 04:07 PM

It's when you wake up and they are all smoking cigarettes and you notice 1 of the guys shirts untucked and the other guys zipper is down.

Targa Me 12-28-2012 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by URY914 (Post 7176133)
They found cancer when I had mine. :eek::(
19 years ago. :D

You're living proof that this procedure can save lifes.
19 years ... i'm glad you're still around. SmileWavy

JavaBrewer 12-28-2012 08:46 PM

I am now 50. February is my time.

lowyder993s 12-28-2012 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Targa Me (Post 7176051)

Test results: No polyps, no sign of colon cancer. Upper GI showed some signs of acid reflux.

I did the same acid reflux was baaaad. They put a mesh in to tighten the top of the stomach/esophogus. Lost 15 lbs cuz i couldnt eat...then gained it all back and more when i could. Have not puked since but MANY episodes of dry heaving when i eat/ drink too quickly. Still beat the schit outta running from the bed to puke before I asperated into my lungs. It's a year I never want to relive. Glad you're back with us.

URY914 12-29-2012 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Targa Me (Post 7176597)
You're living proof that this procedure can save lifes.
19 years ... i'm glad you're still around. SmileWavy

Thanks! Glad to be here. :)

azasadny 12-29-2012 06:43 AM

I'm glad the procedure went well for you...

vash 12-29-2012 07:01 AM

Glad you got the all clear :)

Drdogface 12-30-2012 07:54 AM

Just got the note from my Doc yesterday that its time for me to have another. The first one was way back before Versed was invented and it was truly awful. Now they are not that bad but I'm on the three year plan. Six or so years ago they found 16 polyps none cancer and 3 years ago I had 36 removed if you can believe that. I KNOW that the tech then is/ was ghey and was real uncomfortable. I hope he's gone by now. If he's still there and winks at me I'm outta there at WARP speed


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