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Do you want to date attractive women?
1. Have a shower and clean your finger nails.
2. Put on a clean ironed shirt and trousers. Jeans are OK. (Clean shoes, not dirty runners) 3. Go to a bar or whatever. 4. Pick one. 5. Say hi and then SHUT YOUR MOUTH... It's that easy. Why do us men make it soooo complicated. The reason they are in a public place is because they're trying to meet people and have some fun. So go with it.
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You forgot..
6. Slowly lick your eyebrows.
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Have money - will date.
. . . End of lesson.
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indifference is the ultimate aphrodisiac for american women.
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12-29-2012, 09:01 PM
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I thought you just needed to douse yourself with Axe body spray?
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12-29-2012, 09:28 PM
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Oooh. You two guys are not nice.
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We try! Hey ho!
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7. Slowly lick her eyebrows.
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If she's from Glendale -
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Thanks for that!
Just laughed in my beer.
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Wow, Kapt. That's bad. Really bad.
And hysterical at the same time.
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Aren't things in Texas bigger? Now we need pics lol
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