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recycled sixtie 01-19-2013 05:26 AM
An alert for you cat lovers.....
 
I am not a cat lover but this book title in the Toronto Globe and Mail book section has me totally intrigued. Non-fiction. How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you by The Oatmeal and Matthew Inman(Andrews McMeel).
I have no financial interest in this but this is a heads up for you cat lovers......:eek::eek:

Noah930 01-19-2013 08:12 AM
If my cats are smart enough to plot to kill me, then they're also smart enough to realize that if I'm dead there's no one to scoop out their litter box. ;)

imcarthur 01-19-2013 08:24 AM
Haha. From the website

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1358612571.jpg

Ian

iplagolf 01-19-2013 08:54 AM
I agree with recycled on the litter box cleaning. Thomas realizes he has no apposing thumbs, and it would be hard as hell to use the can opener to get to the tuna. I'm safe...

BlueSkyJaunte 01-19-2013 09:51 AM
When a cat owner dies in a locked house, the cat eats the owner.

When a dog owner dies in a locked house, the dog lays down next to the owner and dies of starvation.

'Nuff said.

pwd72s 01-19-2013 10:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte (Post 7217403)
When a cat owner dies in a locked house, the cat eats the owner.

When a dog owner dies in a locked house, the dog lays down next to the owner and dies of starvation.

'Nuff said.
Proves that cats are smarter than dogs...:D

Erakad 01-19-2013 01:41 PM
Dogs vs Cats......this never gets old!


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1358631571.jpg

svandamme 01-19-2013 01:43 PM
Mine have a cat flap, they can come and go as they please.
They keep coming back, cause i'm the best servant they ever had.

Rick V 01-19-2013 01:52 PM
Dogs have masters
Cats have staff.

GWN7 01-19-2013 02:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by svandamme (Post 7217708)
Mine have a cat flap, they can come and go as they please.
They keep coming back, cause i'm the best servant they ever had.
I know someone who had one of those. Worked well until a skunk decided it was time to visit.

svandamme 01-19-2013 02:09 PM
We don't have skunks around these parts.

Noah930 01-19-2013 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by svandamme (Post 7217746)
We don't have skunks around these parts.
'Cause the cats have taken care of 'em.

iplagolf 01-19-2013 03:34 PM
The cat flaps...Was at a friends house in Ft. Lauderdale, they had a cat door for their two cats. Had too many Twinkies and didn't want to drive home. About 2 AM got up thirsty, went into the kitchen, three raccoons and the two cats lick'n the dinner plates. Rolled a fatty of cat-nip, had a great conversation, and went back to bed. The cats made me do it...

mikeesik 01-19-2013 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte (Post 7217403)
When a cat owner dies in a locked house, the cat eats the owner.

When a dog owner dies in a locked house, the dog lays down next to the owner and dies of starvation.

'Nuff said.
Right!!!!:rolleyes:

svandamme 01-21-2013 02:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueSkyJaunte (Post 7217403)
When a cat owner dies in a locked house, the cat eats the owner.

When a dog owner dies in a locked house, the dog lays down next to the owner and dies of starvation.

'Nuff said.
turns out that this is untrue.. today in our Newspaper, dead body found, mutilated because the dog ate parts of it..Guess not all dogs are stupid.

techweenie 01-21-2013 08:34 AM
It's completely untrue. Plenty of dead owners eaten by their pet dogs.

Plenty of neighbors and toddlers attacked by pet dogs. Not so much with cats.


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