Oi...would you drop yer socks and bail to BFE for a friend?
 

I recently got a call from a buddy....he was in BFE. Sent my stuff FedEx.....my stuff arrived before me. I met up with 5 other wankers crazier than me.

Funny....I only met 1 in person.....known them all for 20 years......

Crap got settled...

Odd Job please translate......

Not sure if this was a good thing or a bad one...:eek:

How freaking hard is the question?

BFE= Bum FuchEgypt

A friend calls...you didi mau....? need a translation for that as well?

Or do ya do a wanker response like...the wife needs to to take the Volvo on a field trip and I can't leave the Porsche at the airport...

show yer man card....

Spoons go better with FedEx...

BTW...I drove the wife's Volvo turbo wagon to the ER when I blew my appendix. They had valet parking in Santa Barbara......they let in the homeless, but gave me crap when I ordered Pizza.

was wit ya till 'crap got settled' now where I was brought from dat means shyt went down and all is now sorted out...John Law no show, some blood, all be good.

Close? or was it just a gettogether wit some bloaks to drown some suds, blow some weed and get fat on lies? Either way its all good...

The first post totally re-defines the term "non sequitor"... :confused:

It is a writing style....some people think that way.....

Ummm, please have Draco come in and translate.....he seems to be a good middle of the road WTF are you smoking translator.....

Lubey, are you back back from Planet Petroleum?

My brain hurts now........

Good...my job is done.

We terminated the guy in Florida.....everyone is now home with an alibi....

Youse guys are SOOOOooo easy.

Sounds like someone is sleeping with the fishes.

Not much of a alibi if you tell everyone.......... was Goat Boy with you?

We left Goat Boy with Uncle Jiggy and the douche bag that parked in two spaces.....gonna miss the goat, she lied less than yer ex wife.

Your a sick sick man...I hope you never get well! :)

Well the ex wife was locked up for being insane. I could have told them that 20 years ago. Goat Boy has been MIA since the 6th which in it'self is not unusual but I worry about him.

Been there, done it.

Got the call on Thursday for an all weekend brain blast 5000 miles away. Got there on Friday afternoon with two other maniacs from past debauchery. Slates reset and bar raised for next time. Drug my sorry ass into work on Tuesday. Still smiling.

Now I have a wife, so things are much tamer and well planned. Sad.

Don't have many left, but yep, regardless of distance or whatnot...just a phone call away (logic and consequeces be damned) :)

Tequila and the internet does not mix well? :D

I certainly dun wanna hello ya if I knew you so easy. I got too much sufferin' to do yet.

Obviously, Darwin was wrong.