After taking a dump, make sure everything swirls down out of sight. Nothing worse than leaving floaters for the next person.

Thank you for this! Great!

Joke:

Two guys pee in a restroom. Afterwards outside the restroom, one guy turns to the other and proclaims: "At Yale, they taught is to wash our hands after we use the bathroom." The other one responds: "At Hahvahd, they taught us not to urinate on our hands."

* Insert your schools of rivalry as appropriate.

I like to yell
I use that for many occations:D

I wash before, as I know where my hands have been, and my junk:)

Then again after:D

I feel like not washing your hands is the equivalent of a 'stink palm'.

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzle?

...and that's the reason I don't eat chocolate covered pretzels :)

If you have been in the military you can pretty much take a dump anywhere. Going through officer's basic being in a barracks with 50 other guys and four toilets sitting out in the open is leisurely. At least it's not raining on you or bombs dropping.

Try taking a dump in a foxhole!

For those who have nooo idea what we are referring to.
Mallrats - Stink Palm - YouTube

i'm a hand washer. i've been known to call out those that dont.

i can go just about anywhere. a filthy squat toilet on some south east asia train, "locked me up" big time..

in Vietman, i once saw a womans facilty that down right shocked me. you could smell it miles away. it was for pee only (i think). it was a big tile area. about 20 feet by 20 feet. it had a gentle slope to one corner. you simply walked out there, found a open spot..and pissed. i assume the uphill side was the desirable real estate. it had a waist high wall all around and a thatched roof..for shady comfort. i didnt take a picture..sorry. my wife, held it.

the mens area had a luxury trench.. i think you had to squat if you had to go #2.

Women are always posting notes about leaving the toilet seat up (where it is supposed to be). Apparently, they are unable to look before sitting down.

I see this all the time in offices I've used where the bathrooms are uni-sex -- even in a local restaurant.

Then there is the attempt to train men put the seat down...

Urine is sterile when inside the body of a healthy mammal. Urine is not sterile once it flows past the 'nozzle.' An ex-gf tested this once while getting her DVM -- not sure why they incorporated that particular experiment into the curriculum.

i think a note in the bathroom is acceptable. what other option is there besides camping out in there to wait for the offender?

there are two bandits in my office.

one we nicknamed, "buckshot". should be self explanitory.

the other is name-less, but he leaves a brand new toilet seat protector on the toilet. the centerhole is not punched out. we seriously dont get it. and yes, we have pics. and no..

Public restrooms are disgusting. Clearly, a lot of people were raised by wolves.

I can think of one thing that women don't do....compete for distance at the urinal.

Where the hell is the moderator? Somebody stop this madness, or I'm gonna post enough boobies to get this thread deleted! :)

Why? I think its funny as siht.

I think we've determined posting boobs everywhere is perfectly acceptable :D