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Gogar 03-07-2013 07:56 AM

I hope you got a modeling release for that.

GH85Carrera 03-07-2013 08:16 AM

One other bad date I had is one she likely tells her friends about as bad date.

It was Christmas time so she served me some egg nog. It only had a light dose of Rum and I had several glasses. That was the night I discovered I was lactose intolerant, or her egg nog was spiked with a laxative. I spent half the evening in her bathroom cleansing my bowels. It was just like a colonoscopy preparation. I did not dare try to drive home for fear of another round hitting during the drive home. I did not leave until I had used all of her toilet paper. :eek: It was well after midnight.

I did mail her a letter of apology. I never called her again.

Joe Bob 03-07-2013 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Gogar (Post 7314290)
I hope you got a modeling release for that.

Lubey said it was OK, seeing how I didn't take the pic....;)

Aragorn 03-07-2013 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 7314361)
One other bad date I had is one she likely tells her friends about as bad date.

It was Christmas time so she served me some egg nog. It only had a light dose of Rum and I had several glasses. That was the night I discovered I was lactose intolerant, or her egg nog was spiked with a laxative. I spent half the evening in her bathroom cleansing my bowels. It was just like a colonoscopy preparation. I did not dare try to drive home for fear of another round hitting during the drive home. I did not leave until I had used all of her toilet paper. :eek: It was well after midnight.

I did mail her a letter of apology. I never called her again.

Merry Christmas... Your shi77er is full.:D

I can't stop laughing at that. Thanks for the story.:)

recycled sixtie 03-07-2013 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GH85Carrera (Post 7314361)
One other bad date I had is one she likely tells her friends about as bad date.

It was Christmas time so she served me some egg nog. It only had a light dose of Rum and I had several glasses. That was the night I discovered I was lactose intolerant, or her egg nog was spiked with a laxative. I spent half the evening in her bathroom cleansing my bowels. It was just like a colonoscopy preparation. I did not dare try to drive home for fear of another round hitting during the drive home. I did not leave until I had used all of her toilet paper. :eek: It was well after midnight.

I did mail her a letter of apology. I never called her again.

Don't you call that lovesick? :):)

vash 03-07-2013 09:25 AM

worst date EVER!!

i was going to photography school. cutie in class with me. turns out she was Trent Reznor's girl. (nine inch nails).

something happened and she went out with me. i took her to Sam Wo. san fran chinese food hole in wall.

i got the girl sick..instantly. it was awful. i still have a difficult time thinkiing about it.

M.D. Holloway 03-07-2013 09:50 AM

For $200 you can buy an hour+ for her to go away afterwards....just saying.

Joe Bob 03-07-2013 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by vash (Post 7314519)
worst date EVER!!

i was going to photography school. cutie in class with me. turns out she was Trent Reznor's girl. (nine inch nails).

something happened and she went out with me. i took her to Sam Wo. san fran chinese food hole in wall.

i got the girl sick..instantly. it was awful. i still have a difficult time thinkiing about it.

Did she have a nice rack....of lamb? Lubey wants to know....;)

GDNF2ET 03-07-2013 10:34 AM

This girl I knew from my group of friends was a 20 year old hottie, I'm late 30ish then..I never once thought she would be interested in me and never tried anything..She calls me outa the blue and ask if I know where so & so was , I didn't know, so she ask what are you doing tonight, I said hitting a club @ the beach..We go there and hang for a while and I'm still not seeing this as a date...I go to take her home and she invites me in...I go in and she tells me she due for a HARD F##king ! I am so shocked and overwhelmed with excitement about what all I'm gonna due to this young hottie, that I can't perform, it wouldn't move!!! No drinking or drugs that night... I totally mindf##ked myself out of a great night of sex...She never told what happened and I never got another shot..Whatever happened that night lasted for two weeks ! Longest two weeks of my life :D


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