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I hope you got a modeling release for that.
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One other bad date I had is one she likely tells her friends about as bad date.
It was Christmas time so she served me some egg nog. It only had a light dose of Rum and I had several glasses. That was the night I discovered I was lactose intolerant, or her egg nog was spiked with a laxative. I spent half the evening in her bathroom cleansing my bowels. It was just like a colonoscopy preparation. I did not dare try to drive home for fear of another round hitting during the drive home. I did not leave until I had used all of her toilet paper. :eek: It was well after midnight. I did mail her a letter of apology. I never called her again. |
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I can't stop laughing at that. Thanks for the story.:) |
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worst date EVER!!
i was going to photography school. cutie in class with me. turns out she was Trent Reznor's girl. (nine inch nails). something happened and she went out with me. i took her to Sam Wo. san fran chinese food hole in wall. i got the girl sick..instantly. it was awful. i still have a difficult time thinkiing about it. |
For $200 you can buy an hour+ for her to go away afterwards....just saying.
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This girl I knew from my group of friends was a 20 year old hottie, I'm late 30ish then..I never once thought she would be interested in me and never tried anything..She calls me outa the blue and ask if I know where so & so was , I didn't know, so she ask what are you doing tonight, I said hitting a club @ the beach..We go there and hang for a while and I'm still not seeing this as a date...I go to take her home and she invites me in...I go in and she tells me she due for a HARD F##king ! I am so shocked and overwhelmed with excitement about what all I'm gonna due to this young hottie, that I can't perform, it wouldn't move!!! No drinking or drugs that night... I totally mindf##ked myself out of a great night of sex...She never told what happened and I never got another shot..Whatever happened that night lasted for two weeks ! Longest two weeks of my life :D
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