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Dueller 03-11-2013 02:19 PM

HEY! OneWhppedPup...WTF going on in KS
 
As if firing shots weren't enough...this how you handle yourr wimmenfolk in Kansas?:D


Man arrested after firing shots in the air, chasing girlfriend through house with running chainsaw
By Stan Finger
The Wichita Eagle
Published Monday, March 11, 2013, at 12:17 p.m.
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If he wasn’t in enough trouble for firing several shots into the air during an argument Saturday night, a 30-year-old man later compounded his problems by chasing after his girlfriend with a running chainsaw in south Wichita.

Numerous witnesses said an argument at a party in the 2000 block of South Topeka on Saturday night culminated in the man pulling out a handgun, pointing it at more than one person and then firing 6 to 8 shots in the air, Lt. Doug Nolte said.

He then left the house and went home to the 2300 block of South Washington. That’s just north of Pawnee.

There, he got into an argument with his live-in girlfriend and tried to grab her cell phone, Nolte said.

She resisted and a scuffle broke out before he pushed her onto the couch. He then grabbed a chain saw next to the couch and started it, chasing her into a bedroom, Nolte said.

The 36-year-old woman suffered injuries in the scuffle, but not from the chain saw. Police investigating the incident on South Washington discovered he was the same man involved in the argument and shooting incident on Topeka, Nolte said.

He was booked into jail on suspicion of several offenses

Read more here: Man arrested after firing shots in the air, chasing girlfriend through house with running chainsaw | Wichita Eagle

Dueller 03-11-2013 02:22 PM

I psrticularly like the sentence He then grabbed a chain saw next to the couch and started it, chasing her into a bedroom, Nolte said.




Isn't that an accessory in every living room?

Gogar 03-11-2013 02:22 PM

good lord who's the grade school student who wrote that piece


http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1363040617.jpg

flatbutt 03-11-2013 02:23 PM

Weeell I do have a Ducati in my kitchen so......

Dueller 03-11-2013 02:24 PM

I wanna party with these Kansans.

Dueller 03-11-2013 02:25 PM

Ya think a meth lab was somewhere near?

RWebb 03-11-2013 02:27 PM

is there anything normal about that place?

widebody911 03-11-2013 02:31 PM

He then grabbed a chain saw next to the couch and started it, chasing her into a bedroom

In KS, they call this "a case of the Mondays"

onewhippedpuppy 03-11-2013 02:46 PM

Oh yeah, like you guys don't keep your garden power tools in your living room. Sooooo cultured......

Dueller 03-11-2013 02:54 PM

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1363042211.jpg

The Wichita Chapter of the PCA (Poulan ChainSaw Assn) will be having its Annual Wine and Cheese Party Friday in the Shoney's Parking lot

onewhippedpuppy 03-11-2013 03:04 PM

While a great effort, this still pales in comparison to the craziness that comes out of FL.

911SauCy 03-11-2013 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dueller (Post 7322637)
I psrticularly like the sentence He then grabbed a chain saw next to the couch and started it, chasing her into a bedroom, Nolte said.




Isn't that an accessory in every living room?


I like that his chainsaw is on call next to the couchSmileWavy

GWN7 03-11-2013 03:09 PM

You never know when you might get attacked by a tree.

matt f 03-11-2013 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dueller (Post 7322637)
I psrticularly like the sentence He then grabbed a chain saw next to the couch and started it, chasing her into a bedroom, Nolte said.




Isn't that an accessory in every living room?

Jayhawk foreplay?

RWebb 03-11-2013 04:01 PM

maybe they moved there FROM Florida?

herr_oberst 03-11-2013 04:55 PM

Did Tonya Harding move to Kansas?

pc100porsche 03-13-2013 07:13 PM

He was just having a Kansas Midlife Crisis ! ......

Baz 03-13-2013 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy (Post 7322732)
While a great effort, this still pales in comparison to the craziness that comes out of FL.

Ummmmmm.........like this guy?

Oh wait.

http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos...VP-x-large.jpg

mossguy 03-13-2013 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dueller (Post 7322716)
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1363042211.jpg

The Wichita Chapter of the PCA (Poulan ChainSaw Assn) will be having its Annual Wine and Cheese Party Friday in the Shoney's Parking lot

Ha! I remember that picture, Jim!


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