Dis the States - Compilation

[RWebb]

Have any of the 50 states been left out and not dumped on yet?

I thought it would be nice to have a centraled thread that brings it all together (in a spirit of nontogetherness).

Here is one on Texass:
Why Texas is Right...

I know there s a great one of Kansas too, prompting some whipped verbiage that reminded me of the way H.P. Lovecraft characterized rural New Englanders (Foulmouth).

Flawridduh, Messasippi, Alabummer, and Louseyana are also frequent whipping boys...

[p911dad]

Let's see, hmmm how about one for Oregon..

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Oregon?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin in Oregon (sound of drum kick..)

[Zeke]

Rhode Island. That's it, too small and too constipated to have many Porsches.

Wait, did I just....

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by p911dad

Let's see, hmmm how about one for Oregon..

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Oregon?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin in Oregon (sound of drum kick..)

find lots of posts by search-kachiing on: "lesbian" + "chainsaw"

[mjohnson]

Luckily nobody cares about New Mexico...

[vash]

Originally Posted by mjohnson

Luckily nobody cares about New Mexico...

as long as they keep growing green chili in Hatch..all is good!!

i'd rename T or C tho..and alburqueque. (or let us pronounce it like it is spelled.)

[mjohnson]

Originally Posted by vash

as long as they keep growing green chili in Hatch..all is good!!

i'd rename T or C tho..and alburqueque. (or let us pronounce it like it is spelled.)

And don't bring up the whole Farolito / Luminaria thing.

Maybe that's NM's thing? Pedantry with a side of Poverty?

[Jim Richards]

Originally Posted by vash

as long as they keep growing green chili in Hatch..all is good!!

i'd rename T or C tho..and alburqueque. (or let us pronounce it like it is spelled.)

Mmmm, NM green chili.

[Baz]

As a California native I give you....

[matt f]

WV and parts of PA.
"Where the men are men, the women are too, and the sheep run scared!"

[RWebb]

do Virginia...