They know exactually what their doing
 

I spent the better part of today pressure washing the deck, sidewalks etc, took me hours and really looks a lot better. I zipped out to Safeway for something for supper and when I get back there's 2 BIG puddles of bird crap on the deck. We haven't had that - I can't remember when they strafed me last, couple of years maybe. They must have been waiting for me to finish. Those 2 Eagle wanna'be's knew what they were doing, good shots too, both with in 3 feet of the centre of the deck.
I think its a sign of good luck.
Anybody else been tagged by a bird with a brain? I'm convinced its not a coincidence, they're aiming.
Finn

Yeah stepped out of the office while in the Navy on shore duty, wearing working whites for a weekly meeting we had at the Lockheed Martin plant in Moorestown, NJ. Immediately after I walked out the door one of the pigeons got me. Had to sit through the meeting with the bird crap I tried to wipe away on my uniform. It was my first time at this meeting too. But I had the last laugh, we often tested a radar on this site and in front of the antenna was a bunch of dead pigeons that were microwaved.

Birds do know what they are doodooing. If you get hit by one it is time to re-evaluate how you are living your life. There is a reason for everything. No such thing as coincidence.

Harbingers of Satin! Modern day decedents of dinosaurs. Birds are best killed, plucked, roasted, and eaten as soon as possible...

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I've got a mutant Robin here. Last weekend, Noticed a white substance all over the window of our camper, I had just cleaned all the windows a few days prior and still had the ladder next to it. I took two steps up the ladder to see what it was, and put my hand into what must have been an inch deep bird shat on the top rung. It perched on every car mirror in our driveway,and shat down them. That is 2 bmw's a jeep and my truck.
The final straw is, when I left the windows open on my jeep last sunday. Little bugger perched on the door tops, and shat down both interior door panels. The bb gun is loaded and ready for this one. He started it.

"Exactually." That's actually a pretty cool word!

They sit. Mocking. Waiting.

reminds me of the years-old [I think it was Budwiser] commercial where the birds were in formation - doing strafing runs on peoples cars > that might have been the video > but I can't see videos over here [Bagram , AFG]..

What is the old saying? I am glad that cows can't fly!

Same deal here; recently refinished my deck, and now there is not a linear foot of railing without bird***** on it, when there previously had been none, ever.

I remember, we were doing a BMX freestyle show in Jax beach, and after the show, we grabbed some pizza, one of my riders was about to take a bite when a flying rat dropped a big flavor spot right in the middle of his slize:eek: