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woo hoo, free biscuits.
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Heh heh. We have a new contender for "theonion.com" status.
This was good: Shalin reported feeling dizzy upon consuming #412. Friends encouraged him to stop, but he continued with #413. Immediately after eating Shalin fell on the ground convulsing. Doctors believe the butter from the biscuits have blocked signals coming from Shalin’s brain. In an early morning update hospital officials state that they have drained approximately 2 gallons of butter already and expect him to make a full recovery once the rest is clear. Shalin is expected to be released in time for his visit to Golden Corral’s chocolate wonderfall later next week. :eek: :D And just look at the advertising targeting... http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1372116272.jpg |
They must be good.
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This guy's brain was shooting blanks a long time before the butter soaked in.
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How appropriate the "all shapes and sizes" ad on the same page.
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