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911SauCy 07-21-2013 05:32 PM

Mail order bride...!?
 
Anyone else see the banner ad flash past LMAO ???http://forums.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/wat6.gif

WAYNE...?!

Heel n Toe 07-21-2013 05:35 PM

The one with the wimmens from China?

legion 07-21-2013 05:39 PM

On my browser, the "Free Shipping" sign appears just above it.

Heel n Toe 07-21-2013 05:40 PM

If you decide to go for it, make sure you take advantage of the free or reduced shipping.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1374457190.jpg

Heel n Toe 07-21-2013 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by legion (Post 7562008)
on my browser, the "free shipping" sign appears just above it.

b o o m

Brando 07-21-2013 05:53 PM

Well, since we had the remarketing/ad retargeting discussion already, it begs the question "What kinds of websites have you been browsing outside of Pelican?" ;)

rusnak 07-21-2013 05:54 PM

Can I use my Harbor Freight coupon?

Heel n Toe 07-21-2013 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rusnak (Post 7562039)
Can I use my Harbor Freight coupon?

There's a joke here somewhere involving the purchase of a drill or an anglegrinder, but somebody else will have to tell it.

HHI944 07-21-2013 05:56 PM

Is there a russian variant available with free shipping? If so, I'll take two and you guys probably won't ever hear from me again.

legion 07-21-2013 06:02 PM

I've seen a Ukrainian variant pop up.

red-beard 07-21-2013 06:12 PM

One of the 914 guys had a Russian mail order bride. Turned out, she was basically married. She "divorced" her husband, and then married an American. After the time limit, she divorced the American, re-married the Russian husband and moved him to the US.

She also took him for 50%. California...

BE911SC 07-21-2013 06:21 PM

I'll take the 40-kilogram 21-year old.

HHI944 07-21-2013 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-beard (Post 7562069)
One of the 914 guys had a Russian mail order bride. Turned out, she was basically married. She "divorced" her husband, and then married an American. After the time limit, she divorced the American, re-married the Russian husband and moved him to the US.

She also took him for 50%. California...

Over here (in my best southern drawl) she'd probably have her naturalization revoked and get deported....

pete3799 07-21-2013 06:44 PM

I've got 3 from the Ukraine beckoning me as i type.

Heel n Toe 07-21-2013 07:22 PM

This thing is probably gonna be self-perpetuating from now on.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1374463322.jpg

varmint 07-21-2013 07:29 PM

The most damning argument against mail order brides is that if such a marriage really worked every guy would already have one.

M.D. Holloway 07-21-2013 08:01 PM

Quote:

Can I use my Harbor Freight coupon?
Now that's F'n funny!!!! 😀

Heel n Toe 07-21-2013 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joe Bob (Post 7562233)
Does she fix shingles....?

Shuyu?

Why not click the chat button and ask her?

Drdogface 07-21-2013 08:07 PM

Well, duhhhh, me thinks that what you see is NOT what you get... Well, you do get screwed, anyway

I used to get tons of Vietnamese and Thai 'proposals' (old broads fixed up to look kinda OK) before I changed the settings on my Skype page...

Outback Porsche 07-21-2013 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Heel n Toe (Post 7562173)
This thing is probably gonna be self-perpetuating from now on.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1374463322.jpg

^ Bwahahahahahaha! I see three S'hims. :D


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