I have a friend named Lawn Gardner. Sometimes parents are just mean.

I went to school with Jim Shorts and Kandy Kane.

A kid who played junior hockey for the Vancouver Giants a few years back - Wacey Rabbitt

[Edit:] What made it even more humourous was the occasional PA guy who'd do his best Elmer Fudd impression when announcing his name for whatever reason. The player himself was a very good natured sport about it all.

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He should go by Richard!

I wanted to open my own Body shop when I was a kid. Thought better of it. Who'd go to Dent's Body Shop.

I knew a headhunter named Ramya Butt.

My bud Dennis remembers going to the grand opening of a Harris Teeter supermarket with his dad when he was a kid.

Inside the store shaking hands and welcoming shoppers was Mr. Teeter, a member of the Teeter family... his first name...

Peter.

I have friend Richard Ryder AKA Dick Ryder. He was over it years ago. ;)

I worked with a hard drinking little Phillipino guy who's name on the schedule read Uda Mahnn.

Uda Mahnn! .... bahahahahaha

Knew a urologist named Dick Tapper.