happy sysadmin day fellow admins!
 

Happy sysadmin day to my fellow admins!

SysAdmin Day | System Administrator Appreciation Day

:D

Oh S&%t! My system just crashed!

Did you restart it?

Even better, it's friday. Never hear about things when it's running well. Only do we get the call when the shtf.

We have free doughnuts, and bagels this morning, and a contest for the best "admin" related Haiku for a chance to win some gift cards!

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

You step in the stream,
but the water has moved on.
This page is not here.

Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.

Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.

Rather than a beep
Or a rude error message,
These words: “File not found.”

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
endless others exist

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

First snow, then silence.
This thousand dollar screen dies
so beautifully.

With searching comes loss
and the presence of absence:
“My Novel” not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.

Error messages
cannot completely convey.
We now know shared loss.

I now regret mailing you that Windows Vista DVD on my dime.

Such a thankless job.

Sweet! And I took today off to go hiking... Happy Sys Admin Day to me!