"Frankenburger" how'd you like it?
 

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i'll wait 'til he meets the wolfburger.

can ya kill it with a steak?

Being a 28 year vegetarian, I don't miss meat at all. I do eat various "patties" and would be interested in this. The fact that it is created from stem cells does not make that meat to me. Meat has to have fat and hormones, been alive, fattened in a pen and brutally slaughtered more or less frightened to death beforehand or it isn't really meat as we know it.

They will never be able to create hot dogs in the lab. Where are they going to get the rat parts?

good source of protein for poor people once they mass produce it

"into the vats, my friends!"

soylent ?

I wouldn't eat it with Michael Bloomberg's mouth.

As long as it comes with all the rest of the vital burger ingredients (fried egg, beetroot, fried onion rings, lettuce, mayo, BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese slice and a fried pineapple ring) I'm ok with it.