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Hertz donuts, two for flinching, noogies...
My kids has started in with the lesser of this nonsense....
"Guess what?" "Chickenbutt." Make me think the rest of this isn't far behind. So where does this stuff come from? All t he random stuff your big brother did to you. Or if you're a big brother, you learned it from someone at school or camp or scouts, etc. who started it? The chickenbutt thing I had never heard before college, from my girlfriend who was from Baltimore. I was discussing it with my wife who's also from Baltimore (I'm from DC). She'd heard it before in school. Are these things regional? Them there's the obnoxious shop stuff people say.... "Where's my wrench?" "If it was ups your ass you'd know..." (Yes, I do believe that if it was in my ass, I would be cognizant of that fact... LOL)
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This is like a henway.....
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1986 911 Targa We affirm that the world’s magnificence has been enriched by a new beauty: the beauty of speed. A racing car whose hood is adorned with great pipes, like serpents of explosive breath - a roaring car that seems to ride on grapeshot.... |
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About 3 pounds.
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What's a "hammerfore"?
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"Guess what?" "Chickenbutt." This is the first time I have ever heard this.
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On glide path...... 1971 911 T Targa 2013 Ford Fusion Titanium AWD 1982 Volvo 245, 1996 Ford F-150 |
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08-14-2013, 08:00 PM
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I grew up with 2 brothers. Throw in some friends on a road trip and we used to do the driving game (bicep punch, no extended knuckle unless you were a dick).
VW (Bug!), Mustang (Pony!), Pinto (Colt!), Cougar (Cat!). You couldn't go 2 hours without a sore shoulder. Kept us occupied, we were on the lookout for the "triple punch"!
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08-14-2013, 08:05 PM
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What about
Q: Where do you live? A "I live in Foxhead" Q "Oh, where's Foxhead?" A "Two feet from the fox's ass!"
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1986 911 Targa We affirm that the world’s magnificence has been enriched by a new beauty: the beauty of speed. A racing car whose hood is adorned with great pipes, like serpents of explosive breath - a roaring car that seems to ride on grapeshot.... Last edited by Hydrocket; 08-14-2013 at 08:15 PM.. |
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What were you eating under there?
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08-14-2013, 08:07 PM
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Chicken thigh.
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08-14-2013, 08:16 PM
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Half past the monkey's ass and a quarter of the way to his balls. That's the one I remember from grade school. But then I used to get my mouth washed out by the nuns on a semi-regular basis.
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I like "what's the capital of Thailand?"
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08-14-2013, 09:17 PM
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08-15-2013, 02:27 AM
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See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!
Smell ya! Shouldn't have to tell ya! Randy
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08-15-2013, 08:55 AM
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He who smelt it, dealt it
He who denied it, supplied it
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08-15-2013, 09:55 AM
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"Where's your wrench?" If it was a snake, it'd bite you.
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08-15-2013, 10:33 AM
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"If I had his car (or girlfriend, boat, etc) and he had a feather up his butt we'd both be tickled."
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08-15-2013, 11:51 AM
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Chickenbutt fried in grease, want a piece?
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08-15-2013, 12:26 PM
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Where these things come from, I dunno. I do find it amusing though, that my kids are doing all the same "stupid" little things we did when we were kids...
As far as the "Chickenbutt" thing, I don't think it's regional. My ex-wife introduced me to that, and she's from Colorado/Mexico/Arizona...nowhere near Baltimore.
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1983 Porsche 911sc Cabriolet 3.0
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Adventra Time
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1987 Porsche 944
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