Please kill me.
 

I've got that Jim Stafford song 'I don't like spiders and snakes' stuck in my head all morning.
Make it stop!!!!

This should help make it stop:


Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to Susie "Honey, would you please be my missus?"
And she say yes
With her kisses

And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

If that doesn't work, try this:

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day
And we know the night is always gonna be there any way

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think
I might like having a little afternoon delight

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Please' be waiting for me baby when I come around
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up an appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Sky rockets in flight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight
Afternoon delight

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

You gotta go listen to the WHOLE song. Uninterrupted.
It's the only way to get rid of it.
Carter

I've got Blurred Lines.

The NSFW version, belongs in the chest thread ;)

Blurred Lines (Unrated Version) - Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell Williams & T.I.

You guys got it worse than me!

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This will clear up that earworm....

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Will.... always love....


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TGIF!

Hey Dipso....there's a line forming over in PARF to comply with your request!

Thanks alot.... Now I have that song in my head...:D


How about a round of "Fish heads, fish heads, Rolly-polly fish heads, Fish heads, fish heads, Eat them up, yum!"

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Thats hysterical. I was looking for that song two weeks ago, on Youtube, and came across these two gems from when I was young. Couldnt get them out of my head for days. After two days I was looking for a rope and a tree branch to toss it over.

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Achy Breaky Heart.

'nuff said.

That damn song gets me every time....

This should help ...

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or maybe this ...

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and if that doesn't do it ...

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of course there's always the classic option ....

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no need for thanks, just trying to help ...

A couple more gems for your listening enjoyment:

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And - I don't know if this is just an east coast thing, but...
"One eighthundred cars for kids, one eight-hundred cars for kids, one eight-hundred cards for kids: donate your car today."

I just like the video .

That brunette, yum.

Just watched that video. I'm OK now.

M-I-C-K-E-Y— M-O-U-S-E, Mickey Mouse....

Think of Annette.

Which one, white or black? They both are smoking!
Who the heck is Jim Stafford? I already forgot.

He did that song "The Streak", look for it on YouTube, it won"t stick in your head at all.

And Z-Man, I wish 1-877-Kars-4-Kids was an Easy Coast phenomenom, we have it here too.SmileWavy

Wasn't "the Streak" Ray Stevens?

Ray Stevens, Jim Stafford. Same thing. That was the time of "Novelty Songs". Do you know that the only number one hit Chuck Berry had was "My Ding-A-Ling"?

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Responding to your title..
What's the pay?

Whoops..I MEANT PRE-PAY !

I'm not gonna do for you what you can do for yourself...

I'll ship a few rounds to you, but that's as far as I will go.

rjp

I'll PM Sammy's address.....pee on his lawn and he will kill you.....

I did but gotta away......

What are you guys talking about? I can't think of anything except those girls in the 'blurred lines' video.
I want to live!!!!

Here ya go. If it don't cure ya it'll kill ya.

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No way!!!!!!! You torment us to much so this is your Karma!!!!!;)


I had a song like that. It started in 1969 on a 12 mile run as a sophomore in High School. Cowan heights to Irvine Park via Peter's Canyon. (When there were no houses there). Coach Conley had that song on his car stereo. For some reason the damn song stuck in my head. To this day when that song comes on I think of that run so many summers ago. That stinking song is "The Wedding Bell Blues" by the Fifth Dimension.

The 70's had some of the best, and definately THE worst music ever. Many songs from my childhood pop in my head and come back to haunt me.. :eek:

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As to your request, I would be happy to help you out but you`r on the wrong side of the country
in more ways than one.....Wait I quit that stuff when I got out of the service never mind!!!

You would have to figure out how to spell you're correctly, before you would be a serious threat.

PS. I watched one of your husbands movies last night, first one ever. it was horrible!