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rnln 08-19-2013 12:37 AM

:lol:
Anyone on this board sell a nice bedroom set today? :lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by fastfredracing (Post 7609210)
I went out and bought a nice used bedroom set for our spare bedroom today . The lady on the phone sounded very sweet. I was not prepared for what I was about to see. I get there, and this woman is a total smokewagon. You know the kind, she was so pretty that I felt a little nervous talking to her. Thoughts of an un pure nature filled my head as I followed her up the stairs.
Nice furniture, as described, I pay, and her and her husband help me load it, and I drive away.
As I was driving home, I kept thinking about what a beautiful woman she was.
I get home, and do the one man unload the truck trick, and when I nearly tipped the dresser over, some of the drawers fell out. Along with them came these.

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1376869272.jpg


onewhippedpuppy 08-19-2013 03:29 AM

Take them back, see what happens......;)

Drdogface 08-19-2013 05:47 AM

If you do take them back, please hide a video cam on yourself so we can all see her and her reaction....priceless..

lane912 08-19-2013 05:48 AM

you smelled them didn't you-
go on be honest, you had the thoughts-

you don't have to be shy

most of the guys on the forum would too

Zeke 08-19-2013 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lane912 (Post 7610074)
you smelled them didn't you-
go on be honest, you had the thoughts-

you don't have to be shy

most of the guys on the forum would too

No, that's what dogs do.

wdfifteen 08-19-2013 10:43 AM

Wow! Free slingshot!

Zeke 08-19-2013 10:45 AM

What are we slinging?

Aragorn 08-19-2013 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick Lee (Post 7609335)
Go to the "missed connections" page on CL and see if she has a post there describing your meeting.

Here's a few gems from CL...:)

best of craigslist: To the woman I accidentally punched - m4w

best of craigslist: Dresser For Sale- Possessed By Ex Girlfriend

and

best of craigslist: To the girl who attempted a B&E this morning - m4w

None about panties left in a drawer though....yet....

kach22i 08-19-2013 11:33 AM

I guessing this is just a marketing ploy.

Bet she has more furniture for sale and this is a gimmick to get return customers.

VINMAN 08-19-2013 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kach22i (Post 7610582)
I guessing this is just a marketing ploy.

Bet she has more furniture for sale and this is a gimmick to get return customers.

Hmmmm.., we do have our old dining room set we've been trying to sell....




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tweezers74 08-20-2013 06:23 AM

[QUOTE=matt f;7609316]
Quote:

Originally Posted by tweezers74 (Post 7609298)
I hope she was prettier than her underwear. Those are ugly as.....

Sooooo....What do pretty underwear look like?:)

Nice try, Mr. Man. I am not that stupid like the other young fillies you might have to deal with. ;)

Pretty underwear is underwear that doesn't look like a jock strap with some color thrown at it to make it look feminine. And pretty underwear doesn't look like it is going to fall apart because it is so raggedy. It ain't hard. ;)

targa911S 08-20-2013 02:18 PM

are you wearing them over your head as you type?


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