Teasers
 

What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

And i don't always speel it that way, sometimes I get it wrong.

incorrectly

He is correct.

How about some maths?

How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

none

Are you guys Googling?

In British Columbia you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

ok, how much energy is there in empty space?

the correct answer is NOT zero...

Which continent has the highest IQ per capita?

OK, spell f-o-l-k three times.
Now say "folk" three times.
Now spell f-o-l-k three more times.

Quick, what's the white part of the egg?







I know, doan work on the interwebs but it does in real life.

whada ya grt iffn you Divide 50 by half and add 20?

What was the name of our President in 1966?

There is no empty space???

How many dimensions are there?

The key word is "by", not "in."

120

I wasn't born yet, but it was Johnson for the US.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus?

Was it "in tents"?

Where did the term "the whole 9 yards" originate?

What did the paperclip symbolize?

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nine yards of machine gun belt.

Our President's name in 1966 was still Barack Hussein Obama. The question didn't ask who was the president in '66; rather what was our president's name in '66? ;)

Hint. It was political in nature.

the cross section of the middle finger the the index right next to it...

I thought it refered to the amount of wool it took to make a suit...or a football reference...

I still don't know why a wood chuck doesn't chuck wood...I mean he could but that doesn;t mean he does...though he may desire to do so at some point in time...yet according to all accountable records on such a topic (confirmed by SNOPES) a wood chuck just doesn't engage in the practice of chucking wood nor has one ever been witnessed in such an activity and to the best of anyones knowledge there is no compelling reason to believe that a wood chuck has any desire to do anything but what a wood chuck does which in fact is entirely the wood chucks business yet certainly is not by any stretch doing anything remotely close to chucking wood and while they have been witnessed as being an active participant in wooded areas, meadows seem to be the likely place you would find one which begs the question as to the very reason why one would refer to such a creature as a 'wood chuck' when in fact refering to them as a 'meadow muncher' seems to be more in line...

'cuz woodchucks like sunny meadows, not woods

now, how many rocks can a rockchuck chuck?

now thats just rrrediculous!

It's irrediculous.

Livi should know this, where be he?

What is the orgin of the peace sign? This one:

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Rediculous

After God let his wrath and anger destroy the earth in the great flood, Noah sent out a dove from the Ark. When the dove came back holding an olive branch, Noah knew the destruction of the earth had ended and God was at peace with the world.

Thus the peace symbol.

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Hint, it was designed in the 50's and has to do with semaphore.

It is semaphore for n and d Nuclear disarmament.

Did not know that. I figured it came from the Kremlin. :D

Heard long time ago it was a symbol of Norwegian (?) resistance and nationalism during Nazi occupation in WWII?

Correct!

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