Boss says I need to decorate my office

[jcc911]

So I've never been one to fill my office with personal belongings. Only thing ever on the walls is a white board and thats it. However with in the last few days a few comments by my boss and the owner of the company have been tossed my way regarding my asylum like decor. I know they were just being sarcastic but I guess it wouldn't hurt to put something in there. Lol.

I did happen to come across a very nice print I bought from someone on here probably 10 years ago and forgot I had it still in the tube. Might be a nice piece to put in there.

Anyway curious to see all of your office decor ideas.

Thanks. Jeremy

[LSA]

Some Porsche posters, this should start you off.

[bell]

Go get a whole bunch of hello kitty posters/garb.....it'll be good for a laugh.......lol

[dan88911]

The boss should be happy your are all about business.
That being said I read some where that if you want to get some in sight on a person just look at their personal space at home. ie. your kids room

[Rick V]

[masraum]

I've got a P&C from a 2.7L on my desk as well as a titanium rod from a 911 (so far I've left the head and fan and shroud at home). I also have an abacus and a slide rule on my desk.

[masraum]

You could always tell them you keep it clean so if you quit or get fired you won't have as much to carry out. That'll probably quiet them down a bit.

[look 171]

I have a broken Ruf rim. That will go real well with their decor.

[jcc911]

I've just said that I have 5s'd or made my office lean.

[jcc911]

I definitely don't have enough flair according to most there. But I did grab my stapler when I moved buildings as it was a swingline. Love that movie.

[Brando]

Tell them your office at their competitor's building is fully decorated.

[Oh Haha]

I don't have anything personal in my office, either. I have what I need to do the job and that's it.

[Esel Mann]

Are you perm, parking, or a contractor?

How one "flairs" their office/pubicle depends on the above!

[emcon5]

This is always a favorite:

Despair, Inc. - Demotivators®, The World's Best Demotivational Posters


If you feel like wasting company resources, there is always this:

The Rasterbator

[emcon5]

Originally Posted by emcon5

If you feel like wasting company resources, there is always this:

The Rasterbator

In fact, use it on this:



Maybe 6' square. Make a good point.

[BK911]

Couple of matchbox cars and an 84mm cylinder pencil holder.

[jcc911]

Originally Posted by Esel Mann

Are you perm, parking, or a contractor?

How one "flairs" their office/pubicle depends on the above!

As far as I know, perm. Lol

[widgeon13]

I had a couple of Winslow Homer paintings / prints and a few fishing prints. Moves offices five times in my 30 years with the company. When I started I didn't have squat.

[cashflyer]

Wall to wall porn.

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by cashflyer

Wall to wall porn.

heh heh. That was my first idea, too.

Last year we had a pin-up calendar in the office lunchroom. One of our former patients. There are odd perks to being in the plastic surgery business.